This here is a short film by Where the Wild Things Are director, Spike Jonze called “We Were Once a Fairy Tale.” It stars Kanye West and, not-surprisingly, is entirely about Kanye West. What is surprising, however, is what the film is about. Basically, the plot is that Kanye West realizes he’s a super-douche, and in the end, kills his own ego. I’m not so sure making a movie about someone is a good way to make them humble. But if it works, it works. I’m very skeptical. The movie’s definitely worth a watch.

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.  (more…)

The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It’s true. You might be a douchebag and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major douchebag feature.) So to help you clear things up, here are 10 signs that you just might be a douchebag… (more…)

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours! Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age. (more…)

We hate to say it, but our most beloved insult, “douchebag” has finally run its course. Sure, it might still have a little life left in it, but with everyone from tweens to grandmothers using the word, our culture has become so saturated by “douchebags” that it’s just lost the biting edge it once had. So now, the time has come to put this geezer to rest, and find that new word.

But not just any word will do – we need a word that encapsulates all that is wrong with a person, a word that sums up someone’s entire character in the most insulting way possible.

We can’t do this by ourselves – we’re going to need your help. So to help us find the new “douchebag”, send us a message on Twitter with your suggestions for the new word. Feel free to make up words and send multiple suggestions.

We will then take those submissions and put them in a poll for a vote to decide what’s going to replace “douchebag”, and we will then implement a COED policy to use that word in place of “douchebag” on all of our articles. Plus, whoever sends us the winning term will be awarded some type of awesome (though yet-to-be-determined) prize. Trust us, it will be sweet.

So get ready “douchebag”, your days are numbered…

Wednesday night, South Park’s new episode tore Kanye West a new one, for being such an arrogant douche. But it looks like the hitmaker has seen the light, having responded to the episode on his blog with surprising self-reflection from someone who’s already announced themself to be the “voice of this generation.” (more…)

Unicycle Moron Crashes Hard on Deck – Watch more free videos

I’m not sure if this dude was trying to be a complete and total douche. But if so, he’s succeeded on all fronts. Not only does he know how to ride a unicycle – which, no matter how much you want it is, is never cool – but he tries to ramp the damn thing in the middle of the woods off of a ramp that looks like something from the 13th Century. Then he bites it harder than the stock market. And screams like a little girl. It doesn’t get much better than this.

Apparently, the number of bumper stickers you have on you’re car can predict how likely you are to participate in road rage type behavior, . And it doesn’t even matter what the stickers say. “If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, Go F**k Yourself” is as much a risk as “My Son’s An Honor Roll Douche.”

According to Psychologist William Szlemko and his colleagues at Colorado State University, bumper stickers act as territorial markers for our cars. In our subconscious monkey brains (damn dirty apes!), the more we personalize and identify with our cars as ‘our space,’ the more likely we are to show aggression when we think that the space is being threatened. It’s not just bumper stickers either. Anything that personalizes the car, such as seat covers, bobble heads and even fuzzy dice can lead to an increased protection instinct. (more…)

Jessica Simpson Gets Felt Up [Grumpiest]

Michael Moore Eyes Renee Zellweger [Bastardly]

The Terrell Suggs Fight Photos [Busted Coverage]

Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old [YouTube]

Hannah Montana’s “O Face” [Dlisted]

Top 7: NBA Pretty Boys [Le Basketbawl]

Brooke Hogan… Big Person, Big Boobs [Egotastic]

Aaron Carter Gets High, and Arrested [IDLYITW]

Sean Penn & Petra Nemcova Dating?!?!? [Just Jared]

Letter From a Reformed Crazy Roommate [College Candy]

The X-Files 2 Teaser Trailer Has Leaked! [Popoholic]

Winking at a lady has been lost in translation over the years. It is truly an art form, that if perfected, can open doors that many men consider unobtainable.

How do you bang out the perfect wink? How do you pick the proper prey? It’s gonna take practice, but sometimes you gotta do work, son.

There are a few do’s and don’ts that go hand in hand with winking. You don’t want to look like the d-bag that’s trying too hard. You gotta be Swayze.

Make sure you don’t “power squint.” This is the most common f**k up. Don’t open your mouth; girls won’t find this impressive. In no way, shape, or form point at the girl you’re winking at while power squinting and opening your mouth. Its gotta be easy, its gotta be smooth, its gotta be perfected. (more…)