After a while, the average college party will become pretty predictable – they’ll start with music, pong, and slow drinking. After an hour or so, the girls will show up from pregaming at their friend’s house and the pong tables will either get moved or relocated to make space for bumping and grinding. Don’t get me wrong, I love college parties (plus I happen to be a creature of habit) I’m only saying that no matter where you go there can only be so many new ways to do a keg stand or bong a beer. The same goes for the people at the party: there are always ten people guaranteed to be a big college party no matter where you go. Check out our list, and learn to spot who to hang out with and who to avoid after the jump!

For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

COED readers vehemently boycotted Campus Socialite’s DOTW, Josh Hamilton. He didn’t register ONE SINGLE VOTE! Last week’s winner, The Sitch, beat out a woman who makes fun of a dying 7 year old girl. We’re in the final homestretch, folks. 3 weeks down. 2 to go. Speaking of 2′s, we only have 2 dooshers doing battle this round.

Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

In this week’s Douche-Off, we wanted to go with douchebaguette Karen Owen, but, upon further review, we’ve all done the same thing – just not in PPT (excellent presentation, btw). So, who did we pick? Read on THEN VOTE, DOUCHES!

Still not sure if your new roommate’s a douchebag? Thanks to our friends from OnlineDating.org we have a guide to spotting bags of douche day and night. Once your eye’s finely trained, send us your dbag story and pics to editor@teamcoed.com.

Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of douchebag so that you have a better idea of what you’re dealing with. That’s why we’ve created this helpful guide to Douchebags of the United States.

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The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it’s because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it’s because they’re overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I’m talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here’s a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It’s true. You might be a douchebag and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major douchebag feature.) So to help you clear things up,here are 10 signs that you just might be a douchebag…

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