“We Were Once a Fairy Tale”: Short Film by Spike Jonze About Kanye West’s Douchiness

This here is a short film by Where the Wild Things Are director, Spike Jonze called “We Were All Once a Fairy Tale.” It stars Kanye West and, not-surprisingly, is entirely about Kanye West. What is surprising, however, is what the film is about. Basically, the plot is that Kanye West realizes he’s a super-douche, and in the end, kills his own ego.

5 Cars that Make You Look Like a Tool

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

10 Signs You Might Be A Douche

The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It’s true. You might be a douchebag and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major douchebag feature.) So to help you clear things up,here are 10 signs that you just might be a douchebag…

5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours! Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age.

Quest to Replace the Term “Douchebag”

We hate to say it, but our most beloved insult, “douchebag” has finally run its course. Sure, it might still have a little life left in it, but with everyone from tweens to grandmothers using the word, our culture has become so saturated by “douchebags” that it’s just lost the biting edge it once had. So now, the time has come to put this geezer to rest, and find that new word.

Kanye Says South Park Set Him Straight

Wednesday night, South Park’s new episode tore Kanye West a new one (see clip below), for being such an arrogant douche. But it looks like the hitmaker has seen the light, having responded to the episode on his blog with surprising self-reflection from someone who’s already announced themself to be the “voice of this generation.”

Unicycle Moron

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I’m not sure if this dude was trying to be a complete and total douche. But…

Your Bumper Stickers Increase Road Rage, In You

Apparently, the number of bumper stickers you have on you’re car can predict how likely you are to participate in road rage type behavior, . And it doesn’t even matter what the stickers say. “If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, Go F**k Yourself” is as much a risk as “My Son’…

Daily Links: Jessica Simpson Gets Felt Up

Jessica Simpson Gets Felt Up [Grumpiest]
Michael Moore Eyes Renee Zellweger […

The Art of “The Wink”

Winking at a lady has been lost in translation over the years. It is truly an art form, that if perfected, can open doors that many men consider unobtainable.
How do you bang out t…