Whether crammed into your new dorm room or still stuck in your mom’s basement, one thing every lounging area can use is a good, quality bean bag chair.

Now, you could go to Walmart and get one of those crappy chairs, filled with sucky Styrofoam balls, that looks more like a tie-dye nutsack than a piece of furniture. OR, you could get the ultra comfy Sumo Gamer bean bag chair from Sumo Lounge.

Filled with shredded, high-grade furniture foam, the Sumo Gamer is bigger, puffier and worlds more comfortable than anything else you can cram into the corner between your bunk and your desk.

And since it comes with a plush, micro-suede zip-off cover, which comes in black, red, khaki, and brown, you’ll at least be able to wash out your roommates puke (or whatever other disgusting gifts you find snuggled in.) Just be sure to check before you plop down.

Sumo Gamer:  $199

With the start of the academic year, it’s time to switch out of vacation mode—pronto.

What you do the first week of classes can majorly impact your grades four months from now, so don’t skip these first week must-dos.

Check out the 10 Must-Dos for the First Week of College here!

The dorm room has transformed from a place to sleep to underground organized gambling rings. You find students playing high stakes Texas Hold’em poker tournaments for one hundred dollar cash buy ins, wagering on games of rock paper scissors, and even placing dollar bets on a good old fashion game of heads or tails. (more…)

Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them.

They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you enjoying time away from your ‘rents house and avoiding embarrassing, CollegeHumor-worthy moments. A spiffy laundry bag from your mom isn’t going to help you through college, let alone getting laid…but these following necessities may.

Your sisters/cousins/friends t-shirt, sweatshirt, etc.

While it’s oh-so-cute to have a girl you bagged the night before decked out in your XL Boston Bruins jersey, know that her outlook may slightly differ than yours. The “Walk of Shame” for her could be either walking home in last night’s outfit or floating around campus in your oversized, off-putting wears – maybe even both. Fix that quick.

It’s not a bad idea to keep a universally-accepted (read: one color, no logo) t-shirt or sweatshirt handy; just say it’s your sisters or cousins or roommates’ sisters’ shirt – whatever makes sense. Of course, only bust out the default “morning after” outfit if she’s worthy. If she’s not worthy (read: she didn’t even give you a HJ) let her walk the plank all by her lonesome. (more…)

You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?

Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.

Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.

Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.â€? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.â€?

Ew. (more…)

Ah, dorm life. What a beautiful time.

The shower shoes, the sloppy Friday nights, the obnoxious girls down the hall that think it’s cute to blast LFO’s “Summer Girlsâ€? for the whole building to hear. It’s such an important era in your four years of fabulous.

So what do you do when you’re stuck with an anal RA whose mistaken his handbook of proper conduct as an FBI badge? Well throw a bangin’ dorm pregame, duh!

There’s definitely certain factors that make for a successful in-dorm pregame, and here we’ve mapped them out for you. No need to thank me, I find it my duty as a wise college sophomore. (Haha) (more…)