Well, it’s been nice knowing all of you. While I’m not sure if Jesus will take me or not, I do know there is plenty of material on the interwebs to help you once the time comes to check out. We’ve got playlists, fashion tips, diet plans, and much more – all wrapped up in one handy dandy survival kit. If you don’t get to Heaven, drop us a note. We’ll be down here ripping shots and burning one to Method Man’s Tical 2000 while watching T2 – we hear they sync up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz. Check out the most important rapture-related links we could find to make May 21st a smooth ride (wherever you’re going) after the jump!

• Here are the 6 girls you’ll date in college (CollegeHumor)
• What if Facebook were real life? (Heavy)
• Who’d You Rather? Blake, Bar, or Gisele? (BroBible)
• 5 apocalyptic scenes worse than May 21st (Moviefone)
• Schwarzenegger’s wife & mistress were preggers at the same time (PopEater)
• 71 ridiculous and insane craigslist ads (Uproxx)
• Paris Hilton rides to victory (BustedCoverage)

See more awesome links after the jump!

If there’s one thing that really pisses off comic book geeks it’s when people who’ve never picked up a comic in their life predicate their knowledge on superheroes and villains solely on what they saw in the movies or television. Many times, people assume that storylines and characters have stayed the course since their inception. Check out our list of 10 superhero myths debunked after the jump!

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

Guess Who Sported Leather Pants To The Blackberry Storm Launch Party?
Abigail Clancy Because She Is So Hot It’s Sick
Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles
Doomsday For The Print Industry Has Come
Steven Spielberg’s Friends “Don’t” Want You To Vote
What Is Your Halloween Costume This Year?
Sexy Teen Murder Lake
Will Leitch Goes On The Lie Detector
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