You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure – not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. (more…)

First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two more beers tucked away in her purse! Rad. (WNDU)

Arts, farts and crafts: art teacher sues after being fired for painting with butt. (Daily Press)

RainbowVision, a gay retirement home, is not happy with the straight community moving into their neighborhood. Wait…what? (LA Times)

Policeman in Japan shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits. It doesn’t get much more embarrassing than that. (Mainichi Daily News)

Wait, it just did: A 39-year-old woman is arrested for having a stolen donut in the back of her pants. (Lancaster Online)