Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Besides bad luck, the thing most associated with today is Jason Voorhees and his love of ridiculous murders. Jason loves murdering people so much that he always seems to find an inexplicable way to come back to life. Of course, Jason is a fictional character and it’s good that there isn’t a masked man trying to f*ck up your house p… Click to read more

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

• Naomie Harris Could Be the Next Girl We Watch Bond Bang (ScreenJunkies)
• Rob Corddry is: The Worst Negotiator Ever (CollegeHumor)
• Playmate Twitpics. You’re Welcome. (theSmokingJacket)
• Top 10 Star Wars Characters Not in the Movies (Gunaxin)
• 80 New Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Pictures (Guyism)
• 25 Crazy Celebrity Portrait Tatoos (HolyTaco)
• Michelle Hunziker Showering With a Friend in a Bikini (HollywoodTuna)

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• Super Punch-Out Vs. Mortal Kombat
• Dawn Jaro Isn’t Here, But Her Sister Is!
• Donald Trump Responds to Osama’s Death
• Priest’s Maggie Q Is Sinfully Hot
• Score A (Crappy) Job With A 2.0 GPA
• Doug Flutie’s daughter is a hot New England Patriots Cheerleader
• Samurai Slices Through a Mid-Air Bullet

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Online Schools created a flowchart to help you determine how you’ll make your first million. Me? I’m on my sixth million, so it’s difficult for me to remember my first – it was so long ago. Problem is just because you make a million doesn’t mean you’re rich, at least, according to a recent Fidelity Investments survey. The results from that questionnaire revealed respondents don’t think they’re “rich” until they have $7.5 million in the bank. Hmm, that’s compelling and rich. Trace your path to mountains of money after the jump!

On March 9th, I went to the taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Instead of doing cookie cutter interviews I decided to go rogue and see what type of situations I could get into with an all-access VIP pass to the gold carpet, taping of the show and after-party all courtesy of AXE Hair. Good thing I had my camera because the night was a whirlwind of booze, comedy and celebrities. See the pics and videos after the jump!

• 80s Nintendo Games That Time Forgot
• Is this is the jewelry bra of the year?
• It’s Friday! Celebrate with the worst song in the history of music
• Inception in 60 Seconds
• The 9 Worst Formula 1 Crashes Videos
• All Work And No Play Makes Charlie Sheen A Dull Boy…
• Donald Trump for President?

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The after party took place at Gothem Hall, one of the nicest event spaces on New York City. Trump truly spares no expense when it comes to “wowing” people and the set-up of the Hall proved this. The lighting alone was pretty breathtaking. We got to the party and immediately headed to the bar to take the special shots of the night called “The Tr… Click to read more

What to say about the show itself? AWESOME! I love comedy shows and this was about as good as it gets. The Donald came out in a mini hummer and made it rain (with real money) on the crowd. The Situation bombed so bad that I started booing him and it caught on which led two people at my table to face palm. He almost got boo’d offstage until Jeff Ross came up and save… Click to read more

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This Monday, the most beautiful women in the world, from places you never even knew existed, will gather for the 2010 Miss Universe competition. And at the end, a new champion will be crowned the most gorgeous woman in all of existence. So we thought we’d introduce you to these 84 super-hotties before the voting begins. And while we’re at it, we might as well skip to the best part – the bikinis!

With the exception of his hair, who amongst us would not like to be in Donald Trump’s shoes? The man is filthy rich and is married to a much younger, incredibly hot woman. There are a number of things that the age of your girlfriend/wife can say about the type of person you are. Curious? Read on and we’ll tell you what everyone’s thinking as you stroll around town with a woman twice your age.

You may look at yourself from a picture that’s 10 years old and think to yourself, “Wow! I looked so different from then and now.” From the 1990s until 2010, some of the most famous people in the world look exactly the same. I guess we should have listened to our parents when they told us to eat our vegetables.

The folks that decide the crap that gets to be on television have made a rate great move to bring back celebrity boxing, the show that gives “celebrities” gloves and tells them to slug it out with whomever they’ve been feuding.
However, Celebrity?  A bit of a stretch.  Sure we loved watching Rodney King versus one of the LAPD cops that beat h… Click to read more