September 2nd marks the 222nd anniversary of the creation of the United Stated Department of the Treasury. With the economy going up and down more than the world’s fastest blowjay artist, the US dollar is better off being used as toilet paper. But, before you wipe your derrier with dead presidents, maybe you should release your artistic side and deface them. If you need inspiration, check out our gallery of graffiti-laced legends after the jump.

This should make you angry: With Iraq still raging, and bullets still raining in Afghanistan, the Bush Administration, along with some compliant Democratic Senators, have been funding covert operations against Iran, conducted by the CIA and Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC), according to American Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and author,… Click to read more

The experts who have helped establish a global reliance on oil and wasted billions of dollars trying to turn corn into gas, have now turned their attention to nature’s biggest natural power generators. Volcanoes and hot springs could supply up to 25-percent of America’s power needs–and as fuel prices soar, Alaskan officials announced the ex… Click to read more

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and b… Click to read more

For all you recent college graduates entering the workforce, I realize that “Start Thinking About Your Savings” might be the lamest piece of advice uttered to you since, “Wow! There Is No Way You’re OK To Drive Right Now”. But I promise you, in both instances you’ll be very happy in the pants that you heeded both warnin… Click to read more

Despite Poor Economy, Coaches Still Making Bank
Gas is $4 a gallon—and rising. The economy is struggling. Some believe the worst is yet to come.
But you can’t tell it by college football coaches’ salaries. They’re breaking the bank.
In 1995, Bobby Bowden became the first $1 million coach in college football. Now, the average salary for h… Click to read more

Fads In Football: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Football fans are a curious bunch. We are creatures of habit. We complain about concession prices, but shovel out eight dollars for a beer and six bucks for a dog the minute the second quarter ends. We are like sheep on an open range.
Our adherence to tradition and rituals, however, is something that makes us uniqu… Click to read more

When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like most knocking on death’s door do. But in the billion-dollar world of Helmsley (hotel owner, real-estate mogul and dead-ringer for The Joker) no request was too wild.
Leaving the majority of her blood ties with nary a nickel Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, with $… Click to read more