If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog.

So, it’s 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all… weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that’s erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats.

We apologize in advance for this one. If you came here through our RSS feed, then you’re probably going to be highly disappointed – because it’s National Dog Day! And to celebrate all the kick-ass canines out there, we thought we’d go out on a limb and put together a post of some hot-ass bikini bitches! As in dogs… If you ask us, this is more offensive than anything else on our Site. And that’s why we like it! Enjoy!

Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus…

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!
So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f… Click to read more

We’ve got some good videos to start out the week. First up, we’ve got disappointed dogs dressed in Star Wars costumes. Then there’s the first minute to Nailin’ Paylin. The best recession meal: squirrel melts! Beck has a new video, “Modern Guilt”. A dumbass slams into a fence. A list of the “Worst Political Ads, … Click to read more

Despite their radical difference in size, these two dogs have something in common – Gibson the Great Dane and Boo Boo the toy Chihuahua are both world record holders.
Measuring a whopping 107cm, gentle giant Gibson was named tallest dog back in 2004.
Joining Gibson in the hall of fame for 2007 is tiny Boo Boo who only measures 10.16cm tall and is smaller t… Click to read more

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Yeah, yeah, yeah – dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA – puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…
Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs – case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths – Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges – let al… Click to read more