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32 Depressed Christmas Dogs In Dire Need of New Owners [PHOTOS]

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:30:08 +0000

this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire - sweaters, hats... and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it's the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren't paws nature's shoes? Maybe I'm thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you're a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

Supercut of Animals Being D*cks [VIDEO]

Ned — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:20:58 +0000

Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven't done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!

Crazy-Hot Peanut-Buttered Broad Goes To A Dog Park [VIDEO]

Ned — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 13:30:43 +0000

Crazy girls: every guy's dated at least one. And if they're not still ~~being held hostage~~ dating, the guy will tell you that the best move he ever made was breaking up with her. Sure, having crazy sex is fantastic but having to spend every other moon phase reading Tarot cards with your girlfriend can get to be too much. The girl in this video is 'Exhibit A' of a job-well-dumped. Yes, she looks amazing from a distance (and up close) but get to know her and some serious alarms should go off. "Let me go to a dog park, put peanut butter on myself, and have dogs lick me in a bikini" are not thoughts that go through a sane woman's head. Let us know how she compares with the battiest girl you've ever hooked up with in the comments section after the jump.

Demotivational Thursday: They See Me Rollin’ Dog Edition [23 POSTERS]

Steve - Seton Hall — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:30:40 +0000

Last week, we kicked off a new COED feature called, Demotivational Thursday, which might look familiar to our Facebook fans. This week, we thought we'd produce our very own demotivational posters. Hopefully, you've seen the 'They See Me Rollin'" meme and the pic of a super chill dog hanging out in his owner's truck with his paw out the window. With those forces combined, we could rule the world. So we mashed 'em up for this epic gallery of pooches pimpin' and flossin' in various modes of transport. Check 'em out after the jump.

2 Dogs, 1 Subtitled Argument [VIDEO]

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:34:34 +0000

What's the future of television? It's 5,000 channels of puppies, kittens, babies, toddlers, and other animals arguing with each other. You've probably seen the clip of the 2 babies arguing, now we have footage of 2 huskies exchanging words via subtitles starring Mishka The Talking Husky. My guess is Mishka is the one on that piece of furniture and the one harassing her is the dude who wants to bone her. Hey man, I feel ya. I'll drop an "I love you" to tap that tooshy. Check it out after the jump.

VCU Stuns Kansas to Win Final Four Birth

Steven Romano — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:00:24 +0000

• 11th Seeded VCU Stuns Kansas with 71 to 61 Win.

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• He Died For Your Flame Broiled Whoppers!

• GOOOAAAL... To The Face

• 28 Vintage Book Club Mailers

• The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists Of All Time

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

Steven Romano — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:00:01 +0000

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father • Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs Day [PHOTOS]

J Bryant — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:15:12 +0000

Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial - in which cats have thumbs - comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person - Megan Fox. Chick's crazy hot but has weird-lookin' thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

Suicidal Christmas Dogs [32 Photos]

J Bryant — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:26:29 +0000

If there's one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it's people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F'ing likes it! So let us clear something up - he doesn't f**king like it! He's a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog's balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren't going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal's misery. (Just kidding - dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

Movies This Week: July 30th, 2010

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:00:55 +0000

Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend's gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend's entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.