this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire – sweaters, hats… and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it’s the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren’t paws nature’s shoes? Maybe I’m thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you’re a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven’t done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!

Crazy girls: every guy’s dated at least one. And if they’re not still being held hostage dating, the guy will tell you that the best move he ever made was breaking up with her. Sure, having crazy sex is fantastic but having to spend every other moon phase reading Tarot cards with your girlfriend can get to be too much. The girl in this video is ‘Exhibit A’ of a job-well-dumped. Yes, she looks amazing from a distance (and up close) but get to know her and some serious alarms should go off. “Let me go to a dog park, put peanut butter on myself, and have dogs lick me in a bikini” are not thoughts that go through a sane woman’s head. Let us know how she compares with the battiest girl you’ve ever hooked up with in the comments section after the jump.

Last week, we kicked off a new COED feature called, Demotivational Thursday, which might look familiar to our Facebook fans. This week, we thought we’d produce our very own demotivational posters. Hopefully, you’ve seen the ‘They See Me Rollin’” meme and the pic of a super chill dog hanging out in his owner’s truck with his paw out the window. With those forces combined, we could rule the world. So we mashed ‘em up for this epic gallery of pooches pimpin’ and flossin’ in various modes of transport. Check ‘em out after the jump.

What’s the future of television? It’s 5,000 channels of puppies, kittens, babies, toddlers, and other animals arguing with each other. You’ve probably seen the clip of the 2 babies arguing, now we have footage of 2 huskies exchanging words via subtitles starring Mishka The Talking Husky. My guess is Mishka is the one on that piece of furniture and the one harassing her is the dude who wants to bone her. Hey man, I feel ya. I’ll drop an “I love you” to tap that tooshy. Check it out after the jump.

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Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial – in which cats have thumbs – comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person – Megan Fox. Chick’s crazy hot but has weird-lookin’ thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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Meeting new people is all about judging them. Whether it’s his bathing suit, his grown-up beverage choice, his pooch, or even his ride, nothing is more fun than learning everything about a person from a few random details. Want to make the game more fun? Sit in a coffee shop rife with douche’s stache, wait for him to take a bathroom break, and then rifle through his too cool for school iPhone. Feel free to go through his web history or his e-mail account to crack the case.

Think the oil spill is bad? Think the recession is a downer? Think again. There’s a growing drug problem in America that’s only going to get worse as the liberal media continues to ignore it. America’s pets are getting high and they’re getting stoned and they’re ordering pizza at 3 A.M. Are you in denial that your very own Fido or Fluffy could be firing up the ole bong when you’re at work? Check out the photos below and start praying that VH1 does a season of celebrity pet rehab.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog.

So, it’s 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all… weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that’s erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats.