So, it’s 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all… weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that’s erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats. Why? Who knows, but it’s definitely funny!

P.S. You might think this last one is me enacting some type of passive-aggressive karmic retribution on all the dogs who’ve so crudely violated their feline friends. But actually, this is just a good example of why you shouldn’t f**k with rottweilers… (Unless you’re a g*ddamn tiger, of course.)

We apologize in advance for this one.  If you came here through our RSS feed, then you’re probably going to be highly disappointed – because it’s National Dog Day! And to celebrate all the kick-ass canines out there, we thought we’d go out on a limb and put together a post of some hot-ass bikini bitches! As in dogs… If you ask us, this is more offensive than anything else on our Site. And that’s why we like it! Enjoy!

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Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus. Because of its success, LOL Cats has spawned an entire sea of knockoffs hoping to catch the wave alongside the whole phenomenon. Here are the 4 I hate the most. (more…)

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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We’ve got some good videos to start out the week. First up, we’ve got disappointed dogs dressed in Star Wars costumes. Then there’s the first minute to Nailin’ Paylin. The best recession meal: squirrel melts! Beck has a new video, “Modern Guilt”. A dumbass slams into a fence. A list of the “Worst Political Ads, Ever”. And Apple responds to Microsoft’s new ad campaign.

Despite their radical difference in size, these two dogs have something in common – Gibson the Great Dane and Boo Boo the toy Chihuahua are both world record holders.

Measuring a whopping 107cm, gentle giant Gibson was named tallest dog back in 2004.

Joining Gibson in the hall of fame for 2007 is tiny Boo Boo who only measures 10.16cm tall and is smaller than Gibson’s head.

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• Kat Von D is hot and her tattoos aren’t bad either.

• Slash rocks Guitar Hero 3.

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Harry Potter (otherwise known as “Daniel Radcliffe”) may be in negotiations to be Young James Bond in a film based on the Young Bond books by Charlie Higson. If it all pans out, Radcliffe will have the daunting task of playing a young adventurer out to defeat the forces of evil in an adaptation of a successful book. Here’s to not being pigeonholed! (JoBlo)

Cheddarvision.tv, a website dedicated to watching cheese mature, has become an internet phenom of sorts. They’ve created a Muenster! (Sorry, that was cheesy…sorry again) (Cheddarvision.tv)

A U-Haul truck found filled to the gills with dogs, cats and birds (and their respective urine and fecal matter) is taken in by the Humane Society. Calls to Dirty Jobs‘ Mike Rowe were not returned immediately. (Fox)

“A U.S. study suggests differing zests for beer might reveal more about alcohol’s effect on the brain than inherent differences in taste sensitivity.” Apparently, the researchers of this study have never tasted Schlitz. (ABC)

A poor kitty stuck in a tree for a week is saved…with the use of a high-pressured water hose. Keeping in mind that most cats hate water, one can only assume that the “poor kitty” would have rather died than be blasted with a metric-ton of H2o. (1010 Wins)

Yeah, yeah, yeah – dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA – puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…

Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs – case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths – Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges – let alone drunk driving or worse (let’s not even discuss child support).

Now, it has been a long time since junior high but when last I checked, not only were dogs domesticated animals (that fall much lower on the food chain than humans) but we have killed domesticated animals for much lesser crimes. The ASPCA kills tens of thousands of domesticated animals on a weekly basis. Also, when in the hell did PETA become a lobby group in charge of upholding federal policy?

Don’t get me wrong – Pamela Anderson has great tits, but she needs to shut the f@ck up and just sit there and look pretty. Doesn’t she still have hepatitis or AIDS or some random strand of filth she caught from Kid Rock? Go get therapy bitch, and leave Michael Vick alone. (more…)