Dogs are supposed to be your best friend. Would you shave off half of your best friends hair and die the rest of it different colors? Actually, don’t answer that. I would have no problem taking the owners of dogs like that out behind the barn and ‘Old Yeller’ the sh*t out of them, then having an open casket funeral where they are on display wearing a ridiculously ugly sweater they would have only put on their dog. These 50 dogs’ owners are my first candidates.

Don’t you just want to hit people in the face when they prance down the street with their butt-ugly frilly dogs? Don’t you want to put dogs in sweaters out of their misery? Like it’s bad enough that people insist on dressing their dogs like people (newsflash: your dog doesn’t think she looks hot in that bikini), but it’s worse when people inflict pain like a bad haircut onto an innocent animal.

Traditional Kama Sutra books featuring characters of Indian folklore banging aren’t very sexy – but you know what is? Bikini-clad girls in scandalous positions giving sex tips.
Bikini girls and learning? Here at COED, we are all about dual functionality.
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