COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It’s just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I’m not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he’s good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy’s night…

We apologize in advance for this one. If you came here through our RSS feed, then you’re probably going to be highly disappointed – because it’s National Dog Day! And to celebrate all the kick-ass canines out there, we thought we’d go out on a limb and put together a post of some hot-ass bikini bitches! As in dogs… If you ask us, this is more offensive than anything else on our Site. And that’s why we like it! Enjoy!

As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

It’s pretty amazing what someone can do with a capable animal and a lot of time on their hands. This guy trained his dog to walk up the stairs on it’s hind legs, like a person. And that you know what? It’s kind of creepy…… Click to read more

Amazing Dog Escapes from Kennel – Watch more free videos
It’s one thing to be just a dog, barking, tail-wagging, the whole thing. It’s quite another to be a super genius, ninja dog. He’s like the James Bond of the canine world. Pretty soon he’ll be back with an army to save his friends…… Click to read more

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving th… Click to read more

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.
Nip/Tuck is going downtown.
VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”
It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.
Weezer announces release date for sixth albu… Click to read more

• A & E’s Duane “Dog” Chapman is heading to the Imus Zone after his recent racist rant.
• Women’s sexy clothing is causing many sleepless nights for Malaysia’s Muslim men.
• What’s left for Lance Armstrong to conquer after 7 Tour de France victories? The Olsen Twins???
• People pawn some pretty strange things.
• Th… Click to read more

When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like most knocking on death’s door do. But in the billion-dollar world of Helmsley (hotel owner, real-estate mogul and dead-ringer for The Joker) no request was too wild.
Leaving the majority of her blood ties with nary a nickel Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, with $… Click to read more

Are you an animal lover?Or perhaps an animal lover with commitment issues stemming from your relationship with your mother that you’re working out in therapy right now?
Well lucky for you, now pets—like most things in life (cars, homes, a warm body to spend the night with)—can be rented.
Of course, the owners of pet-rental services, prefer to call it â… Click to read more

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on shark week… and that homosexual skateboarding dog isn’t one of them.
Dog That Never Learned to Bark
Zombie Kid Likes Turtles… Click to read more