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50 Most Ridiculous Doggie Dos

Ned — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 17:30:16 +0000

Dogs are supposed to be your best friend. Would you shave off half of your best friends hair and die the rest of it different colors? Actually, don't answer that. I would have no problem taking the owners of dogs like that out behind the barn and 'Old Yeller' the sh*t out of them, then having an open casket funeral where they are on display wearing a ridiculously ugly sweater they would have only put on their dog. These 50 dogs' owners are my first candidates.

You’re The Man Now, Dog! [VIDEO]

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 20:35:36 +0000

I f***ing hate cats. I'm a dog guy. But, that doesn't mean that I love all dogs. I'm not a huge fan of really small dogs. I'm worried I'll step on 'em and kill 'em. So, why do dogs rule and cats drool? Because they're extremely helpful and functional. Ever see a seeing eye cat? Exactly. We're not blind but we do like to get blind stinkin' drunk, so a dog that can retrieve beers would be so ace. Check out the video of man's bestest drinkin' buddy after the jump.

VCU Stuns Kansas to Win Final Four Birth

Steven Romano — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:00:24 +0000

• 11th Seeded VCU Stuns Kansas with 71 to 61 Win.

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• He Died For Your Flame Broiled Whoppers!

• GOOOAAAL... To The Face

• 28 Vintage Book Club Mailers

• The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists Of All Time

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

Steven Romano — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 21:00:25 +0000

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DS • Charlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

Steven Romano — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:00:01 +0000

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father • Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs Day [PHOTOS]

J Bryant — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:15:12 +0000

Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial - in which cats have thumbs - comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person - Megan Fox. Chick's crazy hot but has weird-lookin' thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations

COED Staff — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:00:39 +0000

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wrong… Click to read more

Should You Get a Dog?

Andrew - Hunter College — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won't go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t. So if you're thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I've learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge.

8 Legitimate Reasons To Bitch About Your Bro’s GF

wes1855 — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:30:37 +0000

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It's obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it's always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma's a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy's girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

Is This Movie for Real?

COED Staff — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 01:00:30 +0000

• Is this movie for real? • The least offensive rap video ever • Why she's not in the mood • Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers exist • 5 annoying movie trends • These fans are the best in the nation?! • Well this is weird and gross