COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It’s just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I’m not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he’s good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy’s night…

We apologize in advance for this one.  If you came here through our RSS feed, then you’re probably going to be highly disappointed – because it’s National Dog Day! And to celebrate all the kick-ass canines out there, we thought we’d go out on a limb and put together a post of some hot-ass bikini bitches! As in dogs… If you ask us, this is more offensive than anything else on our Site. And that’s why we like it! Enjoy!

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As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

It’s pretty amazing what someone can do with a capable animal and a lot of time on their hands. This guy trained his dog to walk up the stairs on it’s hind legs, like a person. And that you know what? It’s kind of creepy…

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wronged his woman in any way: She will get you back, and when she does, keep your penis as from from her as possible.

Check out The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations after the break! (more…)

Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won’t go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t.

It wasn’t until last year that I finally got my first dog as an adult: Cash (above), the Man in Black – a solid black American Labrador retriever I picked up from a shelter on Long Island.

Cash is a handful, at best – and a real son-of-a-bitch on his bad days. He takes an endless amount of work – like having a half-brained 2-year old with giant fangs who relies on you to survive, forever. But he’s my best friend, and I wouldn’t give him up for anything.

So if you’re thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I’ve learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge. (more…)

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It’s one thing to be just a dog, barking, tail-wagging, the whole thing. It’s quite another to be a super genius, ninja dog. He’s like the James Bond of the canine world. Pretty soon he’ll be back with an army to save his friends…

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.

In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving the deaths of six to eight pit bulls that didn’t fight up to snuff. He faced a maximum sentence of 5 years but was expected to serve much less. Vick is also suspended indefinitely from the NFL.

One part of the morning that did go as expected was the media circus: by 8:00am dozens upon dozens of news sources, animal rights activists and Vick supporters were stationed around the courthouse, impatiently waiting for the verdict.

In related news, the Atlanta Falcons are 3-9 without Vick and will be attempting to recoup the $20 million bonus paid out to the quarterback.

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.