Today you should probably be thankful that you’re at home with your family or friends, not in f*cking Afghanistan with these knucklehead soldiers who smoke pot and are then supposed to help you. That’s right, today I learned that the reason so many of the Afghani allied forces act retarded is because a lot of them are high. I mean, smoking before paintballing is one thing. Getting high before a real gunfight is something completely different. Check out the nonsense after the jump!

And now, here he is… Conan Ohhh-Briiii-yaaaahn… at the Four Seasons. We ran into Conan on Saturday waiting for a lift to the premiere of “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop,” the upcoming documentary about the comedy tour that ensued after he was ousted from NBC. The doc played so well, it apparently landed a unique distribution deal with three separate distributors for three different platforms slated for simultaneous release. As you can tell from this pic, It’s good to be the CONAN.

The World Series of Beer Pong (“WSOBP”) is the largest, longest-running organized beer pong tournament in the world. Last year’s event drew over 800 participants from 45 U.S. States and 5 Canadian Provinces, and offered the largest payout in beer pong history – $50,000. Though the deadline to sign up has passed (it was 12/10), you could still win your way to the event by competing in an official satellite tournament. Even if you don’t qualify, here are the 10 best reasons for going.

Has Megan Fox jumped the shark!? Is she going the way of George Clooney in terms of monster star power that doesn’t translate to bookoo cash at the box office? Jonah Hex did worse than the subpar performing “Prince of Persia” and just narrowly edged “Killers”. KILLERS! The Karate Kid and A-Team each dropped a slot while Get Him To The Greek rocked past Shrek 4eva.

Suck me sideways. 2010′s version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week’s entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and… screw it, what’s the point anyway? Oh wait, there’s a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!

Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on … THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

MACGRUBER! HE’S GOT A NEW MOVIE, IT OPENS THIS WEEKEND! MACGRUBER! HE MIGHT GET NAKED AND SWEAR UP A STORM! MACGRUBER! LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT LIKE SUPERSTAR! MACGRUUUUUUBER! Ever since they announced this bad boy was in the works.

“Iron” Mike Tyson, born Michael Gerard Tyson and sometimes called Malik Abdul Aziz, revived the concept of being “The Baddest Man on the Planet.” Bright branded boxing trunks and ring shoes? Nope – I like these plain black ones. Robe? Nope – just give me a white gym towel and cut a whole in the middle…

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This dude is auditioning for a documentary called, “Mother of Invention.” His name is Vincent and he’s either a) a genius, b) a retard or c) just f**king hilarious. I’m going with d) all of the above.… Click to read more

The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states — and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president. The Drudge Report exclusive tells us that the NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have been booted from the Obama plane for network executives and t… Click to read more

Religion tends to bring out the best and the worst of people.  After watching Bill Maher’s new documentary Religulous this weekend, this fact has never been more obvious.  In the film Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor praises religion for it’s ability to soften the edges of humanity.  But with the good comes the bad, and in some cases the most horrify… Click to read more

Taking a note from the Morgan Spurlock School of Thought, comedian (and weed enthusiast) Doug Benson will release Super High Me, a documentary of his life on a 30-day pot bender, and 30 days without it. The early results are very positive, depending on your outlook.
Check out the trailer after the jump.… Click to read more

Morgan Spurlock, director and star of Super Size Me (2004), is back with his latest documentary, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?… Click to read more

Exclusive trailer premiere for King Corn, a documentary where Ian Cheney and Curt Ellis, best friends from college on the east coast, move to the heartland to learn where their food comes from. With the help of friendly neighbors, genetically modified seeds, and powerful herbicides, they plant and grow a bumper crop of America’s most-productive, m… Click to read more

When Borat shocked viewers with its unscripted, tasteless take on poor American values (exemplified by actual Americans) everybody knew that it would open the floodgates for improv-docs of lesser quality – quick cash-ins riding Sacha Baron Cohens’ success. Nobody expected a film to capture the same loose, improvisational vibe while (pos… Click to read more