According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

Man, Ashton Kutcher’s life must be difficult. First, he marries Demi Moore, the hottest cougar on the entire planet; then get’s ushered into Two and a Half Men, a show he has no business being in; and finally he’s revealed to have hooked up with Sara Leal, an equally hot, but polar opposite of your wife. Some new pictures of the new Ms. Kutche… Click to read more

Cheating. It’s naughty. It’9s risky. It’s just plain wrong … right? 2010 saw its fair share of cheaters exposed: Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Jesse James, The Tiger Woods Aftermath, John Edwards. The list is extremely extensive and, quite frankly, depressing! It’s no wonder people are more hesitant than ever to dive into a relationship. What’s the point if one of you will grow tired of the other and stray? Divorce rates have stabilized but that’s only because it’s so damn expensive to split. But what really qualifies as cheating? A thought? A feeling? A kiss? It’s important to lay out guidelines with your partner as to what constitutes cheating. Of course, that talk in and of itself might set off alarms, so tread carefully. However, when you’re first dating, and you haven’t had the relationship talk yet, then anything is fair game. In an effort to help you with that talk you’ll eventually have, we took a look at the most common instances:

No matter how much you wish you could escape the awful local advertising in every city and small town in America, you can’t.  Bad jingles, horrible rhymes, and off tune singing seem to be the recipe for horrible, low budget advertising on the boob tube. The culprits are usually car dealers, furniture stores, lawyers, and insurance companies who blind us with their hideous special effects and assault our ears with deafening roars or choppy dialogue. Yet, they still entertaining. We give you The Worst Local TV Commercials.

Erin Barry, the wife of former San Antonio Spur Brent Barry, has been fingered in the Twitterverse as the suspected mistress of Spur’s point guard Tony Parker. A tweet posted Wednesday by SI writer Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) claims:

“Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry.”

Jasmine Waltz is like the female version of Derek Jeter, she has been with everyone. David Arquette went on Howard Stern yesterday to blab about his failed relationship with Courtney Cox and his new fling with this Hollywood E-Zpass who made headlines this summer for attacking Lindsay Lohan. They should have talked about all the guys Jasmine has banged before Arquette including Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest and Jesse McCartney. We dug up some topless stills from her straight to DVD release “Poker Run: Live To Ride, Ride To Die,” if you want to see the NSFW video click here… it’s very NSFW so don’t blame us.

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Suck me sideways. 2010′s version of Karate Kid destroyed the competition including the highly anticipated film adaptation of the hit TV series, A-Team. It faced Face, rampaged Rampage, clocked Murdoch, and ate Hannibal with some Brett Favre beans and a nice chianti. Did not see that coming. This week’s entries include prostitutes, prostitutes, women who prostitute themselves, women who may be sold into prostitution, gay marriage, and… screw it, what’s the point anyway? Oh wait, there’s a doc that answers that? Okay, read on!

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

When two people stop loving each other, all hell can break loose in a matter of seconds. It takes a lot of self control to keep the whole process from dissolving into an all-out war. Which is why commercials like this are just…priceless.

It’s tough when your mom leaves the family for a burglar more handsome than your dad.… Click to read more

A reporter for the St. Petersburg Times blind-sided Hulk Hogan on Friday with news that his wife Linda had filed papers for divorce.
Hogan told the reporter he “knocked the bottom out of me” and had to hang up the phone for a little bit to figure out what was going on. The Hulkster would later call back and thank the reporter for the “great info… Click to read more