Sneak Booze Easily With The Disposable Flask

orangebluebothsidesWith the economy in the crapper, who has money to spend out at the bars? I don’t know about you, Mr. Moneybags, but in my opinion $10 NYC drinks are a major ripoff. Not only are bar drinks over priced, but some events and locations don’t serve alcohol, like at all. Not even wine.

So, how do we make this situation better? With the Disposable Flask, of course!

Stop carrying bulky metal flasks and cumbersome containers. Disposable Flasks are the most convenient and inexpensive way to transport 7.5 fl. oz of your favorite booze. The flasks fit comfortably in your pocket or jacket – you can even strap it to your thigh with medical tape to sneak it past pesky security guards.

How to use it: 1. Break safety seal, 2. Rinse flask with cold water, 3. Open bottle of booze, 4. Fill flask with booze, 5. Screw top back on tightly, 6. Take flask with you anywhere, 7. Pour, drink, enjoy!

By the numbers:
5 Beers at a bar $20-$50
5 Beers at a game $35-$75
5 Shots at a bar $25-$50

Or

Buy a disposable flask for $0.99-$1.99 which holds five shots, and fill it with your own booze. The choice is yours.