Alright, this very well may be fake – but I don’t think it is. At least not yet. The video is from an unmanned sewer camera. And the thing in the video is… I have no f**king clue, but it scares the sh*t out of me. Some people claim it’s just plant roots that are very reactive to light, others say it’s just “a sack of sewer worms”. OK, but since when have either of those things existed? I’m not saying it couldn’t be one of those things – I’m saying there’s just as good a chance they’re alien breeding pods that will one day break open and devour us all.

UPDATE: Thanks to COED reader, Justin, we now know that this actually is a “sack of sewer worms,” which I so foolishly disregarded earlier. So, thanks, Justin for clearing that up. I am sure we will all sleep more soundly tonight because of it.

Have you ever stayed in a budget motel? It’s like playing amateur forensic scientist. Depending on what things you find on your pillow and under your bed, you can almost unravel a scene to a crime. I especially hate those A&E true crime documentaries where they take the black light and investigate a motel room’s bedspread and find over 47 different semen stains. Eeeeeew!

What are some of the most disgusting budget motel related mishaps? Here’re a few I found on Motel website complaint boards that will make you consider camping on your next road trip” (more…)

OK people, here’s a little lesson in how the world works: If you put a video of yourself doing disgusting sh!t to people’s food while you’re working at a national chain restaurant up on YouTube, not only are you going to get fired but you’re going to have all the wrath of a corporate machine out to crush your soul. Which is why these Domino’s Pizza employees should have thought twice before putting this charming little clip up for everyone to see. We’re pretty sure the video will be pulled soon, but whatever. Now you know not to eat at Domino’s.

Everybody knows, smoking kills. From Truth’s “hip” viral marketing campaigns to your Aunt Debby’s constant hacking, the fact that tobacco use kills more than 5 million people per year and is the cause of six of the world’s eight leading causes of death shouldn’t surprise anyone. And yet people keep smoking. For that reason, anti-smoking organizations continue pumping out some of the most vile, disgusting images on television. From singing cowboys to crying children, the shock-and-awe tactics of these “public service” ad campaigns can nauseate even the strongest stomachs. (more…)

When it comes to gross food-stuffs, I have the weakest stomach of any person I’ve ever met. Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl.

Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World. Needless to say, most of them are from Japan. (Seriously, WTF is up with that place?) But don’t worry, America’s got a few good (bad) ones in there, too.

Check out Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks around the World, here!