Shark Week starts this Sunday and in celebration, I’m going to the beach. Andy Samberg just found a new job as CSO (Chief Shark Officer) so I figured I’d introduce him to everyone. Andy’s great for the job because he loves sharks, is a bad swimmer, and Justin Timberlake passed on the offer. Check out the video after the jump!

You’d think that there would be less on TV with Thanksgiving on the horizon. But TV does not submit to any holiday! This list will NOT, however, include the much anticipated finale of Dancing With the Stars (Tuesday night on ABC) because it is Coed’s policy not to incite violence.

Season finale for Weeds, premieres for Glory Daze on TBS, Human Target on FOX, Brew Masters, and Top Gear. Get ready to be stoned, fratastic, cunning, drunk, and vehicular, which is actually a very deadly combination. Can’t ask for more than that. Oh yeah, the 2010 American Music Awards should have some pretty ladies. DVR’s getting a workout this week.

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get a first look at America’s cutest cat…there’s definitely something that will tickle your fancy!

 
Track Me if You Can – Discovery Channel – Wednesday, November 10, 8 p.m. (ET)
This special will teach you how to avoid the prying e… Click to read more

Television networks are starting the Halloween viewing early! With lots of creepy, creepy shows, you should have plenty to scream about this week!

This week brings a heavy dose of reality. With competitions, documentary series, and family fun galore, you’re sure to find some real life action to sink your teeth into. What are you looking forward to this week? Here’s what’s on our radar.

This week will bring you a lot of reality. Some of it will be fun and uplifting, some of it will be bloody and depressing. But one things for sure: your viewing schedule will be packed. Here’s what we’re watching this week.

Miss Universe Pageant – NBC – Monday, August 23, 9 p.m. (ET)
In its 59th year, this perennial favorite is filmed in Las Veg… Click to read more

Another week, another Weeds. This week will bring you the return of the popular series, as well as several other enticing premieres. Tune in and get your fill!

Reality shows dominate the schedule again this week. But don’t think they aren’t bringing the drama. With several exciting premieres and finales, this week is sure to get you all hot and bothered. Here is TV This Week: Monday, August 9th – Sunday, August 15th, 2010.

The summer TV schedule is as hot as ever. This week we are celebrating Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. But sharks aren’t the only game in town this week. There are also a lot of reality shows on our radar. If you hate reality TV, unplug your TV set this week. But if you are a normal person, tune in and enjoy!

This week is all about the premieres. While it’s almost entirely reality shows, there is one good drama out there for you reality haters. Either way, your TV is bound to get a workout this week.

Just when you think summer would start to cool off, it’s heating up even more. This week brings us many television options. Most notably, ABC is rolling out many of its summer premieres this week. So forget the beach and lay out in front of the TV instead.

This week brings premieres, finales, and a notable awards show. In particular, there’s a lot of artsy stuff going on this week. So tune in and turn up your appreciation of the finer things in life.

A lot of your favorites are new this week. Lost, V, Modern family, Castle, House, FlashForward, 24, Big Bang Theory, American Idol, NCIS, Glee, Survivor, CSI, Fringe, Bones, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy and countless others are new this week. But why not have a look at these other little gems you may not have noticed?

This week brings us some exciting television viewing opportunities. Chock full of season and series premiere, finales, and fabulous specials, this week is sure to deliver some awesome options for your viewing pleasure.