No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week, we feature a Hall of Fame level gallery of MJ, Vida Guerra, Irresponsible Pet Rocks, a library of Man Knowledge, how to make wine from flowers, making kegs from watermelons, whether or not Steve Jobs is in heaven, and much more. Check it out after the jump!

It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard – they’re constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they’re probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can’t turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!

Last night, the Mavs avenged their ’06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it’s no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

It’s no secret we’re big fans of the Dirka Dirka here at COED. He’s not THAT much of a common household name in the U.S. Seriously, stop 10 people on the street and ask them who Dirk is and be prepared to get some ridiculous answers. Sure, NBA fans know him but he’s no Michael Jordan. Not true in Germany. He’s a God over there. He’s on billboards, cereal boxes, and buses. You name it, he’s on it. So, it’s safe to say the Dirkness is basketball’s equivalent of The Hoff. Or, if you’re like the German dude in this video, he’s “The German Moses”. Whatever you call him, the guy’s on fire right now leading historic come-from-behind victories in the past 2 weeks. Check out the vid after the jump!

• Don’t hog the dance circle and don’t pick on the HUGE dude (Barstool Sports)
• Kate Upton Gets Bodypainted, No Need for Any More Words (Hollywood Tuna)
• Kayaking Waterfalls at Night (Heavy)
• January Jones of X-Men First Class (Maxim)
• Dexter Doesn’t Like Renting Out ‘Certain’ Pornography (CollegeHumor)
• These Kids Can Jam (theChive)
• Christina Hendricks and Her Natural Breasts Beauty (Guyism)

See more awesome links after the jump!

I still can’t get over last night’s Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. In case you were doing something else or are one of those “I don’t like the NBA because they don’t play defense,” type of people, you missed the game of the season. Dirk-a-Dirk-a flat out killed it again. Everyone on the court knows what Dirk’s gonna do when the ball’s in his hands: put his back to the basket, spin then fade jumper off one foot. Problem is he’s 7-f*cking feet tall. What makes him especially “boss” is he can drink his face off then go and drop 40 points twice in a row. We have the pics to prove it. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Throughout the history of the NBA, players who’ve been second fiddle to the team’s franchise star have been just as significant as the big name. Scottie Pippin would’ve been a superstar on any other team had he not played in the shadow of Jordan throughout his prime. The same can be said of Chris Mullin playing behind Reggie Miller and of Joe Dumars being overshadowed by Isaiah Thomas. Every guy has that friend who seems to get lucky more often than he, but we just strung along like great wingmen, don’t we? Your time will come, my friends – but this post is dedicated to the NBA’s most underrated and unsung heroes over the last decade. See our selections after the jump!

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us – they do stupid sh!t Seeing photos of them getting wasted off their asses never gets old. To satisfy your need for these drunken fools, we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index.

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It’ll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at running in no time.

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