Today’s WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss’s bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don’t think they’re rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Buying gifts for your significant other isn’t always easy, but there are a few items you should definitely avoid when shopping around. So, if you actually care about your girlfriend, stay clear of these five gifts.

You can tell a lot about a girl by what’s in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she’s pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back — so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn’t fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she’s definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl’s room.