“Diff’rent Strokes” Kid-Toucher Episode

Today, our friends at Blog of Hilarity posted “The 8 Best Stickers for the Savvy Sex-Offender,” which got us thinnking. First we thought about Tampa, Florida – not because of the World Series, but because that place is f**king filled with sex offenders. And then we remembered the absolute creepiest “Diff’rent Strokes” episode ever. There are enough shirtless boys and coerced wine drinking in this thing to bring a Catholic priest back from the dead. Watch and cringe.

Gary Coleman Proves a Fundamental Law of Nature

There is someone for everyone!

And Gary Coleman’s is some 22 year old attention-whore actress with a propensity for midgets and a seemly uncontrollable chromosomal problem.

Good work Gary – make sure you get fit for that body condom – that’s a big girl, even for you!

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