In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Last week, Death Cab For Cutie’s “You Are Not A Tourist” tied with the Beastie Boys “Make Some Noise” for favorite song of the week. This week, music man Al Jones navigates the turbulence brought on by Osama Bin Laden’s death, the Lakers exit from the playoffs, and the NFL Lockout with some tricked out tracks and jubilant jams from Jessie J, TV on the Radio, MNDR, Mary J. Blige, and Theophilus London. Check ‘em out and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Back in December, the Brothers Mario took back the Mushroom Kingdom from the crime lord Bowser and his Koopa Troop. Now, the brothers have some monkeys on their backs – quite literally! The Kong crime family, led by Donkey Kong, are moving in on the koopas’ turf, leaving a reluctant Bowser with only one option – getting help from the Brothers Mario. The monkey sh*t hits the fan after Mario kills Donkey’s nephew Diddy, driving everyone bananas (I swear, I’ll stop with the simian-related humor). Non-gaming folk might get a few laughs from this, but if you’re a Nintendo geek like me, you’re going to get giddy over the references to the game series and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is a video you can’t miss!

Last week, Young Blood Chiddy Bang remix by The Naked and Famous took the top spot in our poll, garnering 59% of the total votes. This edition of “Songs of the Week” (“SOTW”) features singles from Diddy’s return to greatness, a track from Saigon’s The Greatest Story Never Told, some alone time with Hall & Oates, a lullaby from The Beatles, and Radiohead’s latest from “The King of Limbs”. See Al Jones’ picks after the jump!

Last week, Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow” crushed the competition as it garnered 72% of the total votes. This week’s featured songs include joints by Destroyer, Guns N’ Roses, Neon Trees and collaborations from Kanye & Jay-Z and Dr. Dre & Eminem with newcomer Skylar Grey. Read Al Jones’ pics and see the videos after the jump!

When we heard last week that P. Diddy would be producing a rap album for Joaquin Phoenix, we thought it was just some bad joke. Turns out, it’s true. But after seeing Joaquin bust his ass falling off a stage during a rap performance, we realized that it is still just a big joke.… Click to read more

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.
Let that sink in for a moment.
For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:
Pros: You look bigger, girls are more w… Click to read more

Jessica Biel is the hottie of all hotties.
Look at her body of work (Summer Catch, Chuck and Larry) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Biel’s Boobs. She’s #1 in Stuff magazine’s “100 Sexiest Women” for crying out loud!
TV, the big screen and print have all done wonders for Biel’s career, but it’s the… Click to read more

Sooooo you thought the “Call On Me” workout music video was sexy? I did too but this little ditty by Benny Benassi blows it outta the water.
Not only are these power-tool-wielding bikini babes screwing, nailing, drilling and griding but they’re glistening in sweat and bouncing all over the place – in the best way possible.
Watch it… Click to read more