When we heard last week that P. Diddy would be producing a rap album for Joaquin Phoenix, we thought it was just some bad joke. Turns out, it’s true. But after seeing Joaquin bust his ass falling off a stage during a rap performance, we realized that it is still just a big joke.

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

Jessica Biel is the hottie of all hotties.

Look at her body of work (Summer Catch, Chuck and Larry) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Biel’s Boobs. She’s #1 in Stuff magazine’s “100 Sexiest Women” for crying out loud!

TV, the big screen and print have all done wonders for Biel’s career, but it’s the internet that has pushed her assets well above cult status. There’s just a ton of amazing Biel related sh*t floating around the net…so we’ve compiled the best of it.

Here are Jessica Biel’s Top 5 Internet Moments. (more…)

Sooooo you thought the “Call On Me” workout music video was sexy? I did too but this little ditty by Benny Benassi blows it outta the water.

Not only are these power-tool-wielding bikini babes screwing, nailing, drilling and griding but they’re glistening in sweat and bouncing all over the place – in the best way possible.

Watch it and thank me later…

Check out the action after the jump! (more…)