Men love to thump their chest, scratch whatever they feel like, drink beer, and eat meat of all kinds. We love football and fights. Whenever we see scantily clad babes we can’t help but smile. And we also love chick shows? We can’t openly admit it or we’d have to turn in our Man Cards, but some of those television shows that are wives and girlfriends make us watch are not half bad.

So you think you know women well, right? Well, most women are complicated and you need more than just a couple of usual lines to seduce them. The Desperate Housewives are hot, smart, versatile and they can go very angelic or wicked on you. Here’s how to land one…

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