“Mr. November” Derek Jeter is reportedly set to marry Friday Night Lights fox Minka Kelly in the month he earned his nickname. As they say, first come loves, then comes marriage, then comes SET-FOR-LIFE in a baby carriage. So, what will their kid look like? Our crack team of COED scientists used only the finest technology to create a simulation that merges #2′s All-Star smile with Minka’s flawless face. The results? Well, let’s just say it’s a face only a mother could love.

It’s Friday, wouldn’t it be nice to pick up a nice girl at the bar tonight? Of course! (If you said no please exit COED immediately.) Unless your name is Derek Jeter meeting a new woman can be a daunting task. Most guys have NO CLUE how to do it, so they crash and burn, again and again.

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