Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

We’ve been looking forward to the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen ever since it was announced, however, it seems Charlie’s backed off his near year-long, high-octane rampage over trolls. His ‘best wishes’ mini-speech at the Emmys indicates that maybe Sheen really had overdosed on Sheen; that sanity had been restored and the haggard, wild-eyed man who housed goddesses was now turning over a new leaf. While we understand it’s humanly impossible to keep up “the crazy train” forever, we’d like to pay homage to a man who might’ve paid for a lot of p*ssy but still got a fair amount of fine trim free of charge. Check out our list of his hottest hookups after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Ochocinco going to the Patriots, Chris Kluwe’s demands for giving up his #5 jersey to Donovan McNabb, Denise Richards goes girl on girl in real life, rioting in LA, oil bikinis, Han Solo bitches out Chewbacca, Danielle Kn in a bikini, Lily Aldridge in lingerie, the 2012 Olympic medals, Morrissey comparing fast food to the massacre in Norway, Logan Morrison’s run-in with a praying mantis, Hideki Irabu’s suicide, donating to the Netflix Relief Fun, the donut burger, the dino bone ipad 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

The term “cougar” first came to prominence  in the early to mid 2000s. At first, it was considered taboo and derogatory, carrying with it a negative connotation. However, many cougs decided to own the word and the attitude. The idea is nothing new, there have been plenty of “May-December” relationships in pop culture, but the term has sparked a renewed interest in them. Thanks to hot actresses aged 35-50, being a cougar is now ‘cool’. But, who are the hottest? Check out our list to find out then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in 1979 when a beautiful brunette named Catherine Bach entered our world as Daisy Duke on the television show Dukes of Hazzard. Since that moment in time, we have all become overjoyed at the sight of a sexy woman dressed in the famous short shorts. The Daisy Dukes look is se… Click to read more

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• We’re Wiggin’ Out Over Greta Gerwig
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One of the top MILFs of all-time, Denise Richards, is heating up Blue Mountain State and last night’s episode was proof she’s still got it. On Friday Night Lights, the team made the LONG trip to Kingdom for some royal pains. Funny college football vs. hard nosed high school football. Which do YOU prefer?

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!

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• Denise Richards Lesbian Kiss

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• Kristen Stewart Looks Satisfied

• Korean Police Know How To Dance

• Patrick Duffy and a Crab Discuss Threesomes

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Quantum of Solace, the latest film in the James Bond series staring Daniel Craig and the stunningly sexy Olga Kurylenko, drops in American theaters this Friday. Before everyone straps in for the newest 007 flick lets go back and rank the previous 21 films. Bond films are known worldwide for their action, villains, gadgets, and o… Click to read more

No matter how good you are at getting a girl in the sack, chances are you have jack on these legends of the bedroom. With little black books thicker than a great sequoia, these seven men didn’t just chase tail, they hoarded it by the thousands and landed their names in the history books along the way. When you’re this much of a man-slut, it’s ha… Click to read more

Being a college student, good grades and the hopes of graduating just aren’t cutting it when it comes to my personal motivation to get out of bed in the morning. What is my motivation, you ask? The chance of seeing a quality side-boob picture online!
The classic side-boob is not quite porn but it’s just naughty enough to put a smile on the face of any… Click to read more