If there was ever a list of things that should be motivating, graduation should probably be at the top of the list. Having said that, you can always delay the inevitable by staying in school for a year or two longer. If you’re drinking during the actual ceremony, you’re probably not too excited about what the future brings. That’s why we sug… Click to read more

You probably missed out on seeing The Avengers last week; partly because the theaters were packed to the brim with people like this guy, and partly because you lacked the motivation to get there an hour ahead of time. After all, that’s valuable time that could be spent on COED. I’d suggest trying to go see the flick this weekend — even my weed… Click to read more

The NFL Draft is being held tonight at New York’s famous Radio City Music Hall and the future of the league will be on full display. I am actually heading down to tonight’s first round and am really excited to attend the festivities, seeing which fans boo the pick, which celebrate it and which just scratch their heads in confusion. There has been qu… Click to read more

Hockey players don’t tend to need a lot of motivation to get going. The professionals are getting paid to do what they love: score, hit, fight, and win. The amateurs? Well they’re either trying to make it to the pros or they’re just sickos into pain and exhaustion. Either way they look like they have a good time. Even if you’re not a die… Click to read more

Baseball season finally arrived in the United States as the Marlins took on the St. Louis Cardinals in Miami. The game was a little lacking, but that stadium looked pretty sweet. If you ask us, the highlight has to be the Clevelander Club located in center field, complete with body-painted dancers. Hopefully this is the beginning of a beautiful new trend. Unt… Click to read more

Finally, the weekend is here. Before I head off and drink down my hard-earned blogger dollars, I wanted to remind you that not only is it party time, but it’s National Cleavage Day. What other kind of motivation does one need than that to take a body shot? Or even one of those shots where the girl puts the glass between her boobs (btw, does that have a name?)… Click to read more

Today in 1998, Pfizer rolled out Viagra, a little blue pill that has made older men happier everywhere. Since it’s release, other companies have tried to make cash in on the penis-enhancement market but haven’t quite gotten it down. For example, in China, there are “graveyard stores” that sell paper versions of real-life items f… Click to read more

The best part about these New Orleans Saints demotivational posters is that they were all made before even the investigation began. Really quickly because I don’t want to ruin anything just in case it doesn’t happen, but we might be bringing you some exclusive news via Jeremy Shockey. Anyways, as far as real football fans are concerned, the Sai… Click to read more

Nothing is more demotivational than a hangover… something that more than half of you are will definitely experience this coming Sunday. On March 17th, everyone’s favorite excuse to act Irish (i.e. drunk) is going to be filled with lots of Guinness, forgotten memories, and jokes about your idiot friend who doesn’t own any green clothin… Click to read more

We really do love the fairer sex and the things that they’re capable of but it’s only natural to joke with them about our differences. Driving is one of those issues that the sexes love to debate: men are “too proud to ask for directions” and women are “too aloof to pay attention.” Regardless of where you stand on the issu… Click to read more

Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now is Jason Kidd, who can’t wait for his child to get bumped off of the “Ugliest Celebrity Babies” list. Now while it’s true that nothing Snooki does should/would ever motivate you, there… Click to read more

This weekend, the NBA All Star festivities are upon us once again. Personally, I’m really excited for it but I totally understand why casual basketball fans aren’t. If you aren’t a serious NBA fan, odds are you have no f*ckin’ idea who the dunk contest participants are. Do the names Jeremy Evans, Chase Budinger, Derrick Williams a… Click to read more

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models have been everywhere IRL and on the internet this week. Truth be told, if they weren’t so darn hot I would probably be getting annoyed by now. I’ve been wondering lately about how everyday women feel about the pics. Does the obvious airbrushing motivate females to hit the gym a little bit harder or does it ha… Click to read more

February 9th is Charlie Day’s birthday. The “Wild Card” has come a long way since his acting debut as “Mailroom Kid” in the 2000 TV movie, “Mary and Rhoda”. His turn in “Horrible Bosses” brought him to a new level of celebrity and landed him a guest host gig on SNL. So, we thought we’d celebrat… Click to read more

Demotivational Thursday took a vacation last week after overdosing on all the monster jammin’ mullets. This week, we welcome the month of love with some hate, hate, hate. No constructive criticism up in here, just straight “You’re doing it wrong” FAILs. If you’re feeling down and out, just be glad you aren’t one of t… Click to read more