In our latest installment of sexy teachers doing dubious acts with students, we go down south to The Sunshine State, home of the most taboo scandals under the sun.

There must be something in the water in Tampa, Florida. Over the course of a few months, the city has become the new scene for aspiring sexual deviants.

These sleazy little situations make me wanna go all Billy Madison on the school system down in Tampa, and snag me some sexually-deprived older women in the twilight or their sexuality, or young closet freaks with dreams of teen threesomes.

Watching all these female sex offenders lose their jobs and be shamed in the public eye must get the unknown deviants really horny, seeing there’s no stopping these rampant boy-rapists – or as I like to call them, Teachers – from getting caught in the act.

Hillsborough county in particular deserves a f***ing plaque for their vast accomplishments in the field of fondling, as they have notched up FIVE cases of sexual misconduct with students in the last four months. I think they could go All State. But enough is enough: let’s take a look, shall we?

Tampa’s hottest sex offenders after the jump! (more…)

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

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