Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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It’s About to Get Ugly: Tonight’s debate starts at 9pm (EST) | Surprise, Surprise: White House cleared use of waterboarding | Get ready to drive: Oil drops to its lowest price in 13 months | It’s not over yet: Stocks plunge 8-percent today | WWIII Update: Talks between Russia and Georgia collapse | There’s Always Tomorrow: Cheney survives abnormal heart rhythm | Last Resort: McCain calls Hillary Clinton for economic advice | What Now?: Windows 7 announced | Good For Something: Surfing the Internet can make you smarter | Shock and Awe: CNN host says c*nt, twice | Everyone’s Screwed: Walmart shafted by China, shafts customers (who are trying to shaft Walmart) | Pushing Their Luck: GOP presses ACORN debate with chipmunks

If you happened to miss last night’s Presidential debate between Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain, this is the part everybody’s going to be talking about. After not even looking at Barack Obama at the first debate, McCain followed up last night with this little gem, referring to Obama as “That one.” Maybe it’s no big deal, or maybe it is. Who knows? You decide…

Is the statement a big deal or something to blow off?

Does This Cowgirl Support McCain or Obama? – Click to Find Out

Leighton Meester Is A Fox

Weed Less Harmful than Drinking

Miley Cyrus Got Baked on 16th B-Day

Another Reason to Hate Corporations

1st Funny Thing Bill Maher Has Made

Seven Habits of Ineffective Terrorists

Obama Has His Own iPhone Application

Win Your September Madness Pool

MTV Rick Rolls Everybody

Best Craigslist Ad Ever

Sarah Palin Can Play Flute Too!

Hunting Sets Its Sights on Women

List of Rich Dead Guys

In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Ghostbusters

It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie.  Growing up as a kid, the two cartoons that dominated my day were Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  As a child of the 80’s these were two of the best cartoons around.  But which cartoon was better?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday Sept. 26th

Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. We’ve got something special for you this time – instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Austin City Limits Festival Online

If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best festivals of the year.

College Football Week Five: Cheerleader Edition

If you are still high from Oregon State’s Jacquizz Rodgers schooling of the USC defense on Thursday, then it is time for the Saturday NCAA breakdown.

Check out College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition after the jump!

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

How to Impress your Dinner Date

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table.

Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

The USC Trojan Cheerleaders

Tonight, the USC Trojans will start their quest for their seventh conference title, opening their PAC-10 schedule against the Oregon State Beavers. And while were psyched about the game, of course what we’re really happy about is all the hot USC cheerleaders! We’ve put together a ton of photos of sexy spirit-peddlers to get you amped up for the game. But be careful, with all these hot student bodies to oogle, you might miss the game entirely.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

David Blaine’s Dive of Death Gayness

I never thought it would happen on national, primetime TV – but David Blaine brought gay magic to a whole new level. I thought the President’s explanation of the financial crisis was gay enough for one night, WOW…was I wrong.

For those of you who missed it, he hung upside-down for 60 hours (occasionally getting down to piss and drink water) and then he jumped off of a 40 ft structure. When he was just about to hit, a helicopter with it’s lights off or something like that, carried him away.

The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index (New Pics!)

Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever – your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see.

Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

The Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest

Beer-lovers, rejoice! Oktoberfest 2008 has officially started and you know what that means – 16 solid days of beer, babes, boobs and brauts – basically the perfect recipe for anything in life worth doing. And the Germans know how to do them all better than anyone.

While the original Oktoberfest started in 1810 to celebrate the marriage of some royal dude to some royal chick, these days the Bavarian bash, which is held in Munich, Germany, honors what’s really important in life–busty babes drinking giant amounts of beer! All we can say is, if there is a Heaven, it’s probably a lot like Oktoberfest. Prost!

Four Reasons You Should Go To Croatia

Care to explore the gift of beauty that other nations across the globe have to offer? Can’t afford a plane ticket? Don’t let the gas price blues get you down – that’s why Al Gore invented the internet!

It’s week six of FHM’s World of Women and today we get to see the sweet side of Croatia.

Not only can you read up on cultural information like the best places to visit, what their food is like, and what will kill you, but they were nice enough to include four photo galleries of Croatian bombshells. As FHM says, “Who needs political stability when you’ve got some of the Earth’s finest females?”

If Croatia isn’t your cup of tea then you must be a eunuch feel free to check out the past FHM’s World Of Women that highlights Spain, Sweden, Portugal and Thailand.

12 Types of Beer Pong Players

With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home – college is all about diversity and nothing is more diverse than a game of beer pong on campus. On the other hand, off campus beer pong usually means townies and that usually results in broken beer bottle brawls. Hooray!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 15th-21st

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer.

So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

5 Theme Parties to Throw This Year

After completing four years of college, I have learned a few things. Some of these wonderful tidbits of knowledge will come in handy for my day job, others will be strictly for evening affairs. But it was those life experiences best lived and not studied that I “remember” most fondly – and of those the theme party takes the cake.  So here are my five favorite theme parties you should throw this year.

Sexy Superheroes & The Heroes Season 3 Premiere!

Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” – that’s something else altogether. So to celebrate the show’s triumphant return, we’ve put together a massive compilation of all the hottest superhero chicks ever. Up, up and away!

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Five Television Shows Your Girlfriend Watches That You Might Actually Enjoy

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”

Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an expert in television shows?” you might ask. Well, I did my research. I asked around town and interviewed women on their likes and dislikes. And then I sat down on my couch and watched the shows myself. And here’s what my research has yielded.

To begin, it doesn’t matter how we got where we are. I really don’t care how often Obama wants to talk about who is to blame, but we are here now, we are screwed and we have to get out. YES, we know, McCain was not voted Miss Congeniality…we heard. And yes, no one really knows how to pronounce Ahmadinejad – we got it.

The sad part is, we sat around COED office drinking and watching the debate – and when it was done, we started talking and it was quite obvious that we were all watching different debates.

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Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!

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It’s ok if you’re not “into politics” as much as you would like to be – a lot of people aren’t.

The lack of the average person’s knowledge of current events in the world of politics stems less from straight-up ignorance and more from some brainiac with horn-rimmed glasses knocking them for not seeing ‘last night’s debate on current issues’ in a smug, self-righteous manner. The world of politics should not be an exclusive club for elitists.

Would you like to be more politically-savvy without being criticized by every Tom, Dick and Jane with a copy of the Wall Street Journal under their arm?

On The Issues provides “non-partisan information for voters in the Presidential election, so that votes can be based on issues rather than on personalities and popularity.” To further widen your knowledge on the presidential candidates you can even take the 20-question Presidential Match Quiz to see which candidate best represents the issues you find important.

Cruise on over to On The Issues and take a few minutes to get informed on what might be the most important election of your life. (Note: once you have the knowledge, don’t get too full of yourself!)

Fiddy must be mighty happy to see his name above the College Dropout on Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash Kings list for 2006. Kanye: PWNED.

Curtis Jackson’s fiscal year sported a $36 million-dollar earning (ranking #2), most likely from his ridiculous Vitamin Water payoff along with his clothing line. Mr. West, on the other hand, raked in $17 million (#8) in total income – chump change when comparing to 50.

But does 50’s win in the Battle of the Bling have any effect on who will tally up more sales when both rappers release albums (Curtis for 50, Graduation for ‘Ye) on September 11?

It’s up for debate, but not likely.
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