When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure I listened to Raffi and I still turned out to be a total bad@ss. This kid is raging out to Pantera complete with head banging and fist pumps. I wonder what kind of stuff isn’t recorded by his family. You know when how when babies are born they have hair? Yeah I bet his was an awesome f*cking mullet. And he came out flying out of his mom’s with his hands making the “devil’s horns” just screaming as loud as he could.

Death metal was once was “underground” and “niche”. Now it’s on the verge of tearing through America’s sternum. Adult Swim’s Metalocalypse finishes up its third season this Sunday, so to honor the genre, we take a look at the Scariest Bands of All-Time. Hail Satan!

Nobody f**king listens to classical music anymore, besides your rich grandfather who wears a sweater year-round and drinks brandy. And that’s a shame, since some of the most badass tunes ever written come from that era. So, in an attempt to get you to listen to something besides that assclown, Asher Roth, the good people at EarFarm have put together a list of the “Top 10 Most Metal Classical Music Pieces.”