We are all mourning the loss of guitar legend, Les Paul, who was as responsible for rock ‘n roll as Elvis (not to mention pretty much all other music you listen to these days). So since we kind of suck at playing the guitar, we decided to honor this legend of rock in the way we know best: with pictures of super hot chicks holding Gibson Les Paul guitars! R.I.P, Les. Now go play Jesus a face-melter.

We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never.

OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

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Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.
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Groundbreaking comedian George Carlin died Sunday evening of heart failure. He was 71.
From CNN.com:
Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, the Associated Press reported.
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last week… Click to read more

Earlier today, the Riot went quiet.
Kevin DuBrow, the lead singer of 80s Metal outfit Quiet Riot was found dead in his Las Vegas home at the age of 52. The cause of his death has yet to be officially revealed.
Quiet Riot is best known as the first Metal act to have their debut reach the top of the charts with Metal Health (1983), which has their immortal single (and ka… Click to read more