Say what you will about what to do with the war in Afghanistan, but if this video is any indication, things are going to be completely and totally f**ked there for quite some time. This is a Afghani Peace Day rally, and some white doves are being released as a symbol of peace. Problem is, one of the doves isn’t exactly fit to fly…

Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED.  After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57.   But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film’s all-time biggest badass, let’s take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze.  And in the words of  Johnny Utah at the end of Point Break, “Via Con Dios” dude.  We will miss you.

The Top 6 Most Bad-Ass Patrick Swayze Roles

It’s a sad day in music land: Les Paul, inventor of both the electric guitar and multi-track recording, has died at 94. We are all mourning the loss of this music-changing innovator, who was as responsible for rock ‘n roll as Elvis (not to mention pretty much all other music you listen to these days). So since we kind of suck at playing the guitar, we decided to honor this guitar legend in the way we know best: with pictures of super hot chicks holding Gibson Les Paul guitars! R.I.P, Les. Now, go play Jesus a face-melter.

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We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never. And because this is the last time you’re every going to get to tell these jokes, we thought we’d put together some of our favorite Michael Jackson jokes for your cold-hearted pleasure. Sure, they’re tasteless and wrong – but that’s what makes it funny! Jeesh… (more…)

OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home in Tampa, Florida, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

So to honor this fallen icon of 4am television, here is The Best of Billy Mays – Video Remix Edition.

RIP, Billy – buying stuff off the TV will never be the same without you.

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Guess That Ass

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Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.

I recently went home for a long weekend, and while hanging out with…oh let’s call him Bob, a friend from high school, I learned about an interesting new “hobbie” he developed.

Bob has started to collect swords and exceptionally big knives, but not for show or display, they have a practical purpose. I’m going to let Bob tell you in his own words why he started this…collection. (more…)

Groundbreaking comedian George Carlin died Sunday evening of heart failure. He was 71.

From CNN.com:

Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, the Associated Press reported.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

Check Out Carlin’s famous ‘7 Words You Can Never Say on Television’ after the jump. (NSFW language) (more…)

Earlier today, the Riot went quiet.

Kevin DuBrow, the lead singer of 80s Metal outfit Quiet Riot was found dead in his Las Vegas home at the age of 52. The cause of his death has yet to be officially revealed.

Quiet Riot is best known as the first Metal act to have their debut reach the top of the charts with Metal Health (1983), which has their immortal single (and karaoke favorite) “Cum on Feel the Noize.”

Check out the video for “Cum on Feel the Noize” after the jump. (more…)