He was an @sshole but Muammar Gaddafi had a sense of style that said, honey badger don’t give a sh*t. Jeff Ross used him as inspiration at the Roast of Charlie Sheen and it’s only a matter of time until Kanye is rocking the pastel military dictator look. PS – I’ve never seen a dude with more variations on the spelling of his name then this guy. At this point, I’m pretty sure you can throw a game of Scrabble at the wall and whichever letters are facing up would be an acceptable spelling. Anyway, check out his pimp wardrobe in our gallery after the jump.

Steve Jobs once asked the President of Pepsico  “Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?” Who would have known in 1983 that it wouldn’t be just once, but many times over, time after time?! Steve Jobs was a true visionary, He thought different. He will be missed.  RIP Steve Job… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse was found dead Saturday afternoon in her London home. The cause of death has to be determined. The singer-songwriter’s career has been plummeting downward and out of control since she first topped the charts with 2006′s Record of the Year, Back to Black. Excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs certainly had taken their toll in recent years on the body “and teeth” of the once-very-promising and sexy songstress. It has not been a good week for the British or their Tabloids.

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past two years we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure, the guy was a music legend in the 80s and 90s, and has unquestionably written some of the best pop songs in the history of all mankind, but he was also the inspiration for numerous childrens’ nightmares, wet mattresses and countless hours of therapy. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for two years, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes. Check ‘em out after the jump.

A morbid question, we know, but a relevant one nonetheless. Each year we are confronted by the demise of a few famous faces, from the shocking deaths of Patrick Swayze, Brittany Murphy and Michael Jackson in 2009 to the tragedy of Gary Coleman and Greg Giraldo in 2010. It’s inevitable, then, that 2011 will also see its fair share of star stiffs; check out our rundown of who we think will bite the dust next year after the jump.

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? Sure the guy was a music legend in the 80′s and 90′s, but he was also the inspiration for childrens’ nightmares in the ’00s. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for an entire year, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

This morning many a Fantasy Hook Up was shattered as 8 Mile and Clueless star Brittany Murphy went into cardiac arrest and was found dead in her shower. This is a terrible loss, aside from the fact that now I have only four living opportunities on my laminated list, Brittany was one of the actresses that define our generation. Rest in peace Brittany and see you in our dreams, we hope not sporadically.

Say what you will about what to do with the war in Afghanistan, but if this video is any indication, things are going to be completely and totally f**ked there for quite some time. This is a Afghani Peace Day rally, and some white doves are being released as a symbol of peace. Problem is, one of the doves isn’t exactly fit to fly…

Today we morn the loss of one of our biggest heroes here at COED. After a two-year battle with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze passed away with his family at his side. He was 57. But rather dwell in sadness and sorrow for perhaps film’s all-time biggest badass, let’s take a moment to remember the man and the roles that drove us crazy for the Swayze. “Via Con Dios” dude. We will miss you.

We are all mourning the loss of guitar legend, Les Paul, who was as responsible for rock ‘n roll as Elvis (not to mention pretty much all other music you listen to these days). So since we kind of suck at playing the guitar, we decided to honor this legend of rock in the way we know best: with pictures of super hot chicks holding Gibson Les Paul guitars! R.I.P, Les. Now go play Jesus a face-melter.

We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never.

OK, what. the. f**k is going on here? If I were a celebrity, I would be very afraid for my life – Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and now king of the television pitchmen, Billy Mays, all dead within five days of each other. Mays, 50, was found dead early this morning at his home, by his wife. Police say no foul play is suspected, TMZ.com is reporting.

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Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.
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