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On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton. I’m hoping it’s that – because if not, it would seem the damages are irreversable.

So after weeks of jokes directed at John McCain, the Senator finally made it to the Late Show with David Letterman. And apparently McCain thinks he “screwed up.” But you didn’t need him to make the trip all the way to New York (via helicopter, BTW) to tell you that.

First, John McCain blew-off David Letterman to “deal with the financial crisis in Washington.” Then he got reamed with jabs every time Letterman opened his mouth for the next few nights – and everywhere online. But now McCain’s reportedly going to make good on his rain check and walk into the the Late Show lion’s den, appearing on the show this Thursday night, the day after the last Presidential debate at Hofstra University. Of course that probably means he’s going to get ripped to shreds. Read More »

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Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.

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