Today we stopped by the Ed Sullivan Theater to meet up with a handful of the hottest women on Earth (#RoughLife) and find out who landed the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. As you probably know by now it was Kate Upton. While there, we got to walk with her down Broadway and over to the billboard. We snapped some pictures and listened to the worl… Click to read more

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

• The most absurd Youtube workouts out there
• Charlie Sheen is now giving anti-drug talks to students
• Adam Sandler vs. Justin Bieber…who won?
• The real cost of Valentines Day
• A real life Mario Kart. HAHAHA

AskMen today announced the results of their annual reader survey: the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010. More than half a million votes were cast. The 2010 list seems to favor “rule breakers” who are engaging, unconventional, and speak frankly like Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, and Jay-Z.

Jay “The Retiree” Leno bitched and complained until he got his old show back. Conan, on the other hand, remained a class act throughout the entire debacle and received support from celebrity fans and regular ol’ nobody fans.

“Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like new kitty cat while your woman shops for your gift.” – Oh please.  How retarded, patently false, and worst of all of low quality pimp handed-ness.  Snoop would not be impressed.
In honer of cupid’s day I present to you a group of guys who live by the same imbecile’s creed. If that… Click to read more

• Kids Boozin‘

• Bruno Meets David Letterman

• Tennis Just Got Sexy

• Damn Underage Drinkers

• Bollywood Babes are the Bomb

• Best Air Safety Video Of All Time

On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton.

So after weeks of jokes directed at John McCain, the Senator finally made it to the Late Show with David Letterman. And apparently McCain thinks he “screwed up.” But you didn’t need him to make the trip all the way to New York (via helicopter, BTW) to tell you that.… Click to read more

First, John McCain blew-off David Letterman to “deal with the financial crisis in Washington.” Then he got reamed with jabs every time Letterman opened his mouth for the next few nights – and everywhere online. But now McCain’s reportedly going to make good on his rain check and walk into the the Late Show lion’s den, appear… Click to read more

Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.… Click to read more

Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]
Sexy Halloween Costume – Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit – Gallery [Barstool Sports]
Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]
Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]
Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site
Sly Stallone l… Click to read more