If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.

This week will bring you a lot of reality. Some of it will be fun and uplifting, some of it will be bloody and depressing. But one things for sure: your viewing schedule will be packed. Here’s what we’re watching this week.

Miss Universe Pageant – NBC – Monday, August 23, 9 p.m. (ET)
In its 59th year, this perennial favorite is filmed in Las Veg… Click to read more

In the 80′s and 90′s David Hasselhoff was the king of cool. Dubbed “The Hoff,” he’s best known for his lead roles in Knight Rider and Baywatch, a successful music career (in Germany) and his marvelous chest hair. Hasselhoff has partaken in many photoshoots throughout the years, some good, some bad – almost all questionable. We here at COED proudly present you “The Hoff’s” Top 29 most embarrassing photos. When you;re done laughing at the pictures make sure you watc h the highlights of from this weekend’s Comedy Central Roast of “The Hoff.”

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As 2009 comes to a close, we want to take a moment to thank the hard working men and women of Child Protective Services… lord knows you’ve had one helluva busy year. From the morally bankrupt parents of the infamous balloon boy to the fame whoring Jon and Kate parents of 8, 2009 has been a stellar year for the bad parent and a monumental year for the bad celebrity mom and dad.

Like most disgruntled viewers of television today, I wonder why the f*** studios find it necessary to churn out countless amounts of updates and remakes instead of delivering fresh, interesting show concepts. I’m well aware of the motives behind the retreads – playing it safe while pleasing the easily pleased – but fact is fact: lame at… Click to read more

In the 80′s and 90′s David Hasselhoff was the king of cool.
Dubbed “The Hoff,” he’s best known for his lead roles in Knight Rider and Baywatch, a successful music career (in Germany) and his marvelous chest hair.
Hasselhoff has partaken in many photoshoots throughout the years, some good, some bad – almost all questi… Click to read more

We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.
Check out this season’s top Halloween costume picks after the jump!… Click to read more

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