I’m the last guy on Earth to be critiquing women’s fashion, but what in the holy F*** were the ladies who attended last night’s AMAs thinking? With the exceptions of maybe Selena Gomez, Bleona Qereti, and David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend Hayley Roberts, the red carpet was really lackluster. I didn’t watch the telecast because I was busy witnessing the Giants sh*t the bed but is the T&A at the AMAs always this lame? Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and bitter about Big Blue’s loss or maybe I’ve gone criminally insane. Take a look and vote in our poll after the jump.

Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn’t take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I’ll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other ‘tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you’re not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Arizona’s got massive haboobs, the new trailer for the Field of Dreams sequel hit the web, Roy Williams will not be getting his engagement ring back (that he sent in the mail), hot women are willing to get naked if soccer teams win championships, Reese Witherspoon got a WTF tattoo, Facebook’s hooking up with Skype, Brett Favre might be returning to the NFL, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day daily feature in which we show you the day’s top pics, vids, posts, and stories from the internet. Today’s items include a Colorado escort who calls herself “Krispi Kreme, your sweet Denver treat”, Justin Bieber doing David Letterman’s top ten before getting attacked by some old guy, Erin Andrews flipping out on a 12 year old who asked for her autograph, Whitey Bulger getting arrested, the Manning Brothers becoming Football Cops, David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselfhoff, the Charlie Sheen mask, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

We’ve been pretty nostalgic here at COED lately. Earlier today, we showed you candid pics from the 61st and 62nd Academy Awards. In early February, we showed you yearbook photos of a former fat kid turned skinny rock star comedian and a beautiful blonde who went from hoodies to hot hand bras. Now, we turn our attention to the music industry with yearbook photos of 41 famous “rock stars”. While you may notice not everyone in our gallery can be categorized as “rock”, you have to admit they underwent a “rock star” transformation. Can you guess the identities without looking at the captions? See the pics after the jump!

Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

Looks like it’s a Bucs/Texans cheerleader rematch with a Bucs cheerleader named Rachel and a Texans cheerleader named Brandi – both are top notch! More than 300 people submitted captions for our latest contest and after some careful consideration (throwing darts mostly), we’ve picked a winner!

Our Facebook page is alive with the sound … uh, we mean sight of comments! Today, we take a look at arguably the hottest Australian model to ever directly contact us… okay THE hottest to ever contact us… the winner of our most recent caption contest, and we reveal the identity of the pic we posted. Beyonce? Seriously? Get your eyes checked, dude! Read more after the jump!

If you’re an avid reader of COED Magazine you know that we are huge fans of David Hasselhoff. Infact we came up with 5 Reasons We Think Hasselhoff is the Greatest Man Alive. The Hoff is the man because he doesn’t give a shit what people think about him, just see these 33 Most Hilarious David Hasselhoff Photos or 32 Hoff-tastic David Hasselhoff Animated Gifs for proof. We have 4 copies of David Hasselhoff’s Comedy Central Roast on DVD to give to you. To enter write “I love The Hoff” on our Facebook Wall. On Tuesday next week we will pick four people at random.

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Thanksgiving may be over, but that doesn’t mean things are any less corny. After all, both Bob Saget and David Hasselhoff have shows debuting this week. But don’t worry…there are also plenty of other options this week!

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.