Ok, hold the phone – Madeline Zima just became our new favorite up-and-coming actress. The 23-year-old star of Californication plays 16-year-old seductress, “Mia” who uses her womanly wiles to trick David Duchovny’s “Hank” into some jailbait boning. Add in the fact that she gets super naked for the show, loves nerds and is really shy in real life only makes us like her that much more. And luckily for us all, FHM now has one of the sexiest photo shoots of the year with this modern-day Lolita.

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I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.

X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.

Some might claim this is a publicity stunt because, after all, the X-Files movie could be one of the most poorly timed theatrical film releases of all-time. (more…)