Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

All the rage this morning is news of NASA’s LCROSS mission to bomb the moon (in hopes of collecting moon ice from the debris). Well, it turns out the explosion was somewhat of a letdown. If you watched the video, you know that the moon getting bombed basically looked exactly like, well, the moon not getting bombed. Which is why bombing the moon in the Mr Show universe is so much better.

You don’t hear much anymore about the effects of hidden Satanic messages on today’s youth.  Let this video be a reminder that Satan still wants your children to jump into a vat of acid… maybe twice.… Click to read more

Since the headline explains it all, let’s just get right to it, shall we?
For extra convenience I’ve broken down the acts into different categories, shown after the jump. While some acts may not be in the category of your liking, most are…so suck it.… Click to read more