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Anne Hathaway and The Week That Was…Sept. 22nd-27th

Anne Hathaway and The Week That Was…Sept. 22nd-27th

In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
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How To Read Her Body Language

How To Read Her Body Language

You see a hot girl at a party or you’re totally digging her body, her hair, her smile …You want to make your move, but the fact that she’s surrounded by her friends is intimidating and you really don’t want to make an ass of yourself.
Here is how to tell if she’s interested.… Click to read more

How to Impress your Dinner Date

How to Impress your Dinner Date

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table. Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.
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Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.
Read Dress Tips to Impress Your Date after the jump!… Click to read more

What If The Dark Knight Had Tourettes?

What If The Dark Knight Had Tourettes?


What if Batman Had Tourette’s Syndrome?
Petra Nemcova is bangin’.
Finally, Christina Aguilera is Nude!
Brad Pitt Has A Killer Beard
Joanna Krupa Topless in Maxim
Jenna Jameson is Pregnant?
Congress Is Serious About Banning Beer Ads From College Sports
Thinking About The Beach This Weekend? Three Reasons You Might Not Want To Go
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He Said/She Said: He Took The Number and Never Called

He Said/She Said: He Took The Number and Never Called

My friend met a great guy last weekend. They hung out at the bar and when it closed he walked her home. When they arrived at her place, they sat on her stoop and talked, flirted, laughed.
It wasn’t until the sun started coming up (and she realized she had to be at her internship in the AM), that they realized how long they had been out there. He took her number, g… Click to read more

Are You Whipped? Here Are The Signs

Are You Whipped? Here Are The Signs

Two weeks ago, a buddy of mine (we’ll call him Ted) wasn’t allowed to attend a “Penthouse party” on the upper east side.
Why?
His girlfriend wouldn’t let him. It was a glorified house party on a rooftop, but since the word “Penthouse” was used she cracked the whip.
Long story short, the kid is whipped unlike anyth… Click to read more

He Said/She Said: The Three-Day Rule

He Said/She Said: The Three-Day Rule

Another week, another issue to dissect. This week we ask our resident male what he thinks of the infamous Three-Day Rule. Do guys really follow it? Do they really believe it? Should we all put our phones/laptops away for 72 hours until it is “safe” to contact our love interest? Or, just like all rules, is this one meant to be broken?
He Said:
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Love Knows No Bound(ries): Falling for a Foreign Hottie

Love Knows No Bound(ries): Falling for a Foreign Hottie

The world is getting smaller. The combination of an increasingly rapid advancement of technology and the expansion of the global market has created a world in which…blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We’ve all heard this before, and quite frankly, it’s old news. The real story isn’t the world getting smaller, it’s the fact that the dating scene is getting bigger… Click to read more

How To Be A Dick: Dating Dos and Don’ts

How To Be A Dick: Dating Dos and Don’ts

Women like guys who are dicks. It’s a fact. But they don’t like it all the time. The trick is knowing when and how to be a dick. You don’t wanna be a dick to the point of being a bad person, and breaking a girl’s heart. Forget about that crap–only pussies are big dicks.
There is a certain degree of eloquence involved with being the ri… Click to read more

Single and Lonely on V-Day? Send Morrissey Cards to Those You Love… or Loathe

Single and Lonely on V-Day? Send Morrissey Cards to Those You Love… or Loathe

Although I find myself resisting at times, it’s hard to truly knock The Smiths. Morrissey, the saddest sack of the 80s (take that, I’m Your Man-era Leonard Cohen!) has influenced the lion’s share of emo Cub Scouts that sing sob stories today. But why listen to the shrill, pompous vocals of Bright Eyes when Moz can give you a metric-ton of sa… Click to read more

Feigning Interest on a Date

Feigning Interest on a Date

Have you ever been forced to feign interest while on a date with a hot girl? She’s just hot enough to keep you pretending to care? This song is a tribute to the issue of feigning interest on dates.
The end is awesome.

(Via Break)… Click to read more

Learn How to Get Laid in NYC

Learn How to Get Laid in NYC

Paul Janka claims to have written the book on having sex in NYC – and he actually has. It’s called Getting Laid in NYC.
Janka recently did an interview with the New York Post where he breaks down 120 “conquests” and goes into detail about how he works his mastery.
His tips make sense in the big picture, but some criticism is expected fro… Click to read more

Top 7 Locations to Meet Single Girls

Top 7 Locations to Meet Single Girls

The following article satire is brought to you by the folks at COED:

I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”
Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orangClick to read more

Avoid All Personal Contact with “Ice Brkr”

Avoid All Personal Contact with “Ice Brkr”

Don’t you hate it when you see a hot woman at the bar and, like most men, you’re too much of a wimp to strike up a conversation with her? Put your troubles at the door, mister – Ice Brkr is here to solve all of your social problems.
Ice Brkr is a new dating application in the UK that enables wallflowers to break the ice with their budding prospect &#… Click to read more