It’s time to settle the age-old debate that all of us encounter every day: should I get drunk or should I get high? Now, of course, many times we won’t have to choose between the two. But we are talking about taking a given situation and making a gun-to-your-head decision for either weed or booze. Many situations might even call for both, but a tie is a copout. So let’s make life’s toughest decision. We’ll give you the situation, a breakdown, then our suggestion.

Let’s face it–figuring out what to wear for important situations can be next to impossible for guys. From interviews to weddings and even to funerals, each situation requires a different style. And if you don’t guess your outfit right, you can miss your opportunity to land that big job or even the hot bridesmaid. You only have one shot to impress, so use these guidelines to make sure you stay classy in every situation.

If you’re a guy that hits up bars or parties trying to date girls out of your league, or perhaps some girls gone too wild, you should definitely know what her drink really says about her. It wouldn’t hurt to know what your drink says about you either. Even if you’re a Hollywood assclown just looking to get some ass, learning how to create the ultimate bachelor pad can also guarantee you’ll be looking at drunk girls kissing and motorboating for years to come!

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Say what you will about online dating — it’s creepy, full of killers, just plain dumb. But it’s a sign of the times, gentlemen, and yields more value than trolling around Facebook looking for former classmates gone fat. At the rate you’re going, you’re just a hair away from winding up on DontDateHimGirl.com. Here’s how to look better on what is – OK fine – a little sad and borderline shady activity. Just tell that to the millions of people who’ve had success on there.

So tonight is the lucky night. You’ve showered, shaved, doused yourself with cologne and popped the piece of gum. Whether you’re hoping to actually find someone who is relationship material or just looking for a one night stand, first dates can be a nightmare if you don’t handle the situation correctly.

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.
Last night the m… Click to read more

You see a hot girl at a party or you’re totally digging her body, her hair, her smile …You want to make your move, but the fact that she’s surrounded by her friends is intimidating and you really don’t want to make an ass of yourself.
Here is how to tell if she’s interested.… Click to read more

Another week, another issue to dissect. This week we ask our resident male what he thinks of the infamous Three-Day Rule. Do guys really follow it? Do they really believe it? Should we all put our phones/laptops away for 72 hours until it is “safe” to contact our love interest? Or, just like all rules, is this one meant to be broken?
He Said:
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Picking up the tab on the first date is always an awkward moment. Do you offer? Do you just sit there looking around the room and wait for him to take it? What do your actions say about you as a person? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we dive into first date etiquette. Who should be grabbing their wallet?
He Said:
Paying on the first date is completely inconsequenti… Click to read more

I have a confession: I’m an online dater.
A little over a year ago, after my Big Breakup of 2006, I decided I needed to get out there. And get out there, I did. I dated my way through New York City, often with humorous results. Some dates turned into brief relationships, some turned into ranting emails to my best friend.
And though I was pretty picky about what I wa… Click to read more

Awkward silences can be very traumatic to a dating experience. It can cause a guy to start reaching into thin air grasping for any sort of topic that will keep the conversation moving along. Here are some tips to avoiding an awkward silence disaster… trust me this list will benefit you in the end.
1) Relax bro!
Cut it with putting a world of pressure on your… Click to read more