Usually sports teams owners aren’t mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They’re regarded as the scum of the Earth – vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I’d f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would’ve been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.

Kiplinger’s just released its ranking of the best value schools broken down into two major categories: public and private. Their rankings are based on a combination of academics (SAT or ACT scores, admission and retention rates, graduation rates) and affordability (total expenses for in-state vs. out-of-state students, average debt per student at graduation). While that’s all well and good for penny pinchers, what about us booty chasers? We decided to take a look at which of the top “best value” public and private colleges hooks up the most.