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Darth Vader Robs Bank–Needs Cash for Tomorrow’s STAR WARS Party

Darth Vader Robs Bank–Needs Cash for Tomorrow’s STAR WARS Party

How do you plan on spending tomorrow’s 35th anniversary of the release of Star Wars? We know somebody who’s got money for a big blowout. A bank in Toledo, Ohio was robbed yesterday by a criminal in a Darth Vader mask. Then Darth rode off on a bicycle. Don’t be too hard on the intergalactic warlord, though. It’s been a tough 35 years sinc… Click to read more

The Monday Stumble: Michael Jordandma, Darth Cassette Tape, Urine Trouble [PHOTOS]

The Monday Stumble: Michael Jordandma, Darth Cassette Tape, Urine Trouble [PHOTOS]

No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf p… Click to read more

Wrap It Up: Pothead Elmo Runs Netflix’s New Qwikster Twitter Account Edition

Wrap It Up: Pothead Elmo Runs Netflix’s New Qwikster Twitter Account Edition

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Netflix’s new DVD service “Qwikster” has a Twitter account and it’s run by a pot-smoking Elmo, Legend of Zelda gets a Lady Gaga soundtrack, Avatar + Atari = Avatari, Kiddex looks tasty, Polly Parsons is the next Jessica Jane Clement, Jessica Rafalowski is the next Kate Upton, Tom Selleck’s mustache pops up in the most popular movies, the Foo Fighters played for Westboro Baptist Church, Darth Vader threw out the first pitch, Wayne Gretzky’s daughter is hot, and you can now get ODB food stamp cards. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

42 Most Memorable Movie Dudes of All-Time [POLL]

42 Most Memorable Movie Dudes of All-Time [POLL]

First, let’s define “memorable” – it’s something that’s worth remembering or easily remembered. So, for our list of most memorable movie dudes, we took both meanings into consideration – male characters that are both easily remembered (you don’t need hints, clues, or the like) and WORTH remembering. That’s the key word here – worth. There are thousands of great performances or great actors who can bring any character to life but these male CHARACTERS are the ones we know right off the bat and are okay in our book. Check it out in our slideshow then vote for the most memorable in our poll after the jump.

5 Most Epic Rap Battles Of History [VIDEOS]

5 Most Epic Rap Battles Of History [VIDEOS]

What do Adolf Hitler, Abe Lincoln, and the Easter Bunny all have in common? They straight up kill while rocking on the mic in their rap battles. The people behind Epic Rap Battles of History take some of the most famous, historic figures and, well, have them rap battle. With Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking, Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler, and Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris you are bound to find one that strikes your historical, verse-spitting fancy. Check out the battles after the jump!

We Want YOU To See These Rad Recruitment Posters [34 PHOTOS]

We Want YOU To See These Rad Recruitment Posters [34 PHOTOS]

James Montgomery Flagg’s 1917 Uncle Sam “I Want You” poster was based on the original British Lord Kitchener poster of three years earlier. It was used to recruit soldiers for both World War I and World War II. The Uncle Sam character is actually based on Samuel Wilson, a meat packer from upstate NY who shipped beef to the U.S. Army in barrels marked “U.S.” during the War of 1812. Flagg called it “most famous poster in the world.” We’d have to agree as countless artists have given it their own twist with iconic characters substituting for Uncle Sam like Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, GI Joe’s Cobra, Master Shredder and more. Check it out after the jump.

Hollywood Studios Show Proves Nothing Is Sacred [VIDEO]

Hollywood Studios Show Proves Nothing Is Sacred [VIDEO]

This video makes me feel so many emotions. Most of them include anger and hate. The bummy actors in this video have ruined two important eras for me. It wasn’t enough for them to take a massive dump on my nerdy Star Wars phase, but they had to wipe themselves with AC/DC, Guns and Roses and Metallica then flush them both down the toilet together. Check out the video after I jump.

Darth Vader Gets Down on Some Sith Samba [VIDEO]

Darth Vader Gets Down on Some Sith Samba [VIDEO]

I’m not sure what happened to Darth Vader, but isn’t he supposed to be a d*ck? Well actually, he’s supposed to be dead- so that’s another mystery. But in this video, Darth comes out and you automatically assume that he’s going to Force Choke the last breath out of every senior citizen in the room. Well you’d be wrong because he starts blasting the samba on his trombone and shaking his legs to the beat. He does finally realize that he’s evil and (during his rendition of Daddy Yankee’s Gasolina) actually tries to skeet skeet on the crowd. Check it out after the jump!

6 Most Badass Masked Characters

6 Most Badass Masked Characters

Splatterhouse is a remake of the 1988 game of the same name. In Splatterhouse you play as Rick who with his girlfriend Jennifer, shack up in the West Mansion to wait for a storm to blow over. Upon entering the mansion Jennifer is kidnapped by demons and one fatally wounds you and leaves you for dead. Resurrected by the “Hell Mask” (think The Mask with less comedy and more violence), you must massacre everything in your path to get Jennifer back and save the day. So, we got to thinking – who are some of the most bad-ass villains to ever don a mask?

Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 [VIDEO GAME REVIEW]

Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 [VIDEO GAME REVIEW]

The sequel to Star Wars The Force Unleashed released yesterday. One of our top gamer reviewers took a stab at it and unleashed some truth on what is one of the most highly anticipated games of the year. Check out screenshots and the official trailer.

Darth Vader’s History of Crime

Darth Vader’s History of Crime

Darth Vader’s history of crime

Sexting is now a college class

• Someone’s not playing for team USA

Detroit Tigers have hygiene problems

5 D-bags to replace Simon Cowell

How to text girls

• The real reason Steve Carell is leaving the office

Flash Drives from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Flash Drives from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

For years Star Wars fans have had to deal with the indignation of not being properly represented in the flash drive arena. You either had to buy the same one as everyone else and put a Yoda sticker on it, or buy one that was badly painted to look like Darth Vader.

7 Old Movies That We Want to See in 3D

7 Old Movies That We Want to See in 3D

In an industry that is fond of retooling, remaking, and flat-out copying its past work, it would nice if Hollywood updated some of these cinema greats (and not so greats) in 3D?

Match The Evil Prick To Their Base Of Operations

Match The Evil Prick To Their Base Of Operations

If you’re so into comics and pop culture that you can get 100% on this quiz, “What the Hell are You Doing! You’re Missing MEGACON!” Get going!

I’m Hearing Voices! Voice Actors & Their Characters

I’m Hearing Voices! Voice Actors & Their Characters

Anyone like games? I sure do! Match the celebrity to the character they voiced and when you’re done click here for the answers. How many did you get?