I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

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