The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009

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With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to help you forget the suckitude that’s right around the corner. Happy New Year!

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