If you hate Dane Cook as much as I do, you need to watch this video. The guys from Rated Awesome! have put together a hilarious trailer depicting Batman’s criminally un-funny enemy: Bane Cook. I’ve been so excited to see anything ‘Batman,’ I had no idea what I was going to be seeing when I saw it on Buzzfeed. Once I clicked play though, I couldn’t stop laughing. Just wait ’til you see the bad guy Bane Cook calls in for backup. Check out the video after the jump!

Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes a t-shirt that Lebron James probably won’t want to wear, a Canucks fan who had his own version of The Hangover, Dane Cook’s downfall, Shane Carwin’s face, alternative 80s action movie posters, Bieber Fever affecting scientists, and Bronies. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

We’re not sure how they’ve done it, but by some dastardly karmic injustice these 10 a-holes have made successful careers for themselves as comedians by… being about as funny as putting your dog to sleep. For whatever idiotic reason, everyone went along with the shams long enough to make these people into celebrities. We’re not sa… Click to read more

Go to epixhd.com/invite/ to watch the new stand-up concert movie from Louis CK, “Hilarious” online.

Most people will tell you that female comedians aren’t funny – any of them. Even comic greats, like John Belushi and Chevy Chase said women aren’t funny. Christopher Hitchens wrote an article about it for Vanity Fair. But we don’t think women aren’t funny. We think these women aren’t funny. In fact, they’re so unfunny, they almost make Dane Cook seem like a comic genius.

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• Roger Federer is Teaching Ana Ivanovic “Positions”
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• Wayne Rooney’s WAG in a Bikini… Click to read more

With the New York Comedy Festival kicking off November 4th in New York City, Dane Cook has been making the morning show rounds promoting the festival and his gig at Madison Square Garden. We’re certainly big fans of the NYCF, but we can’t seem to wrap our brains around Dane Cook’s inclusion in an otherwise stellar lineup. I mean he was voted #1 in our 10 Most Unfunny Comedians of All-Time.

Most people will tell you that female comedians aren’t funny – any of them. Even comic greats, like John Belushi and Chevy Chase said women aren’t funny. Christopher Hitchens wrote an article about it for Vanity Fair. But we don’t think women aren’t funny. We think these women aren’t funny. In fact, they’re so unfunny, they almost make Dane Cook seem like a comic genius.

• 5 Obvious Signs You’re Not Remotely Funny

• A Poor Man’s Hall of Famer

• Minka Kelly Workin’ Her Rockin Bod

• Roger Federer is Teaching Ana Ivanovic “Positions”

• Is Nick Hogan Serious?

• Wayne Rooney’s WAG in a Bikini

We’re not sure how they’ve done it, but by some dastardly karmic injustice these 10 a-holes have made successful careers for themselves as comedians by… being about as funny as putting your dog to sleep. For whatever idiotic reason, everyone went along with the shams long enough to make these people into celebrities. We’re not sa… Click to read more

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Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova Peddle Push-Up Bras [Bastardly]
K-FATASS [WWTDD]
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Back in Ye Olde Tinseltown days, most top-earning stars were stellar actors, singers and dancers, with none of the skills being a crutch to support a lack of talent.
Celebrities were, for the most part, blue-collar workers for the public, earning their fame by signing on to numerous films at once, rigorously training and studying various fields in the name o… Click to read more

The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only for her eyes to deceive her and show horrific instances from the prior eyeball-owner’s life! It’s a remake of a 2002 film made in Hong Kong titled Gin Gwai.
Yeah it sounds kinda lame (like her last flick) but she&#… Click to read more