If you’re a rapper who likes to make it rain or addicted to the smell of baby wipes, dim lighting, and flowery-smelling lotions (i.e. me), you just can’t enough of the strip club. A lot of dudes think it’s just one big wallet-draining cock tease, but those of us with ingenuity know to wear silk or stain shorts without underwear when receiving a lap dance. Still, with the economy sucking dong, we long for the days when, as N.E.R.D. put it, “You can get this lap dance here for free”. Well, now it’s come true with RCRD LBL’s Lap Dance playlist. Check it out then download all the tracks for free after the jump.

Calling all twinkle toes. Forget words, the power of the dance is the deepest form of expression. The way you sway, swoon, drop it like it’s hot or pop, lock and drop speaks volumes. And some moves should be avoided at all cost. In honor of Dumb Dances Day on November 29th, when you can shamelessly exercise your patriotic right to shake a leg, we’ve compiled a list of dumb dances to wholeheartedly embrace… just make sure you throw a few back beforehand.

We talk a lot about how to break the ice with women here at COED – a lot of the time we advise to be confident not cocky, make eye contact but not stare, etc. But, sometimes you just have to make a power move; one that lets the girls know exactly what’s going on. And out of all the aggro maneuvers out there, stripper pole in the living room is as “acceptable” as they come thanks to “pole dancing” not only being a pro sport, but also becoming a new workout trend that secretly freaky chicks use to tone up. The girls in our gallery agree. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Apparently, this video was filmed after six hours of pole-dancing workshops at UP DANCE Studio. The two women, Ooana Kivela (winner of one Pole World Cup) and Grazzy Brugner (Miss Pole Dance Brazil World) are pretty good at dry humping a pole eight feet high what they do. I’m not going to lie, one of them is much better looking than the other but you have to watch to find out which one I’m talking about. If you have a special lady friend, you really should consider buying her some lessons in this very special art form – just sayin’. Watch the video after the jump!

If you know me, you know I’m not a huge fan of dance movies or TV shows. You Got Served, Step Up, Honey, Save The Last Dance, So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Best Dance Crew – the list is way too long. When they’re releasing dance movies in 3D, you know sh*t’s done jumped Jaws. But, even with the over-saturation of dance material on every outlet imaginable, this highlight reel from a B-Boy competition held in Heerlen, Holland called “The Notorious Ibe” is pretty awesome. My only question is: where are their wooden shoes and how come the Beaver Boys didn’t make the cut?

Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don’t think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you’re at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan ‘down the shore’ (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!

Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

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n the topsy turvy, funkdafied den of dancing, each of us can be placed into one of the following categories: loves to dance, hates to dance, only dances when drunk, and fist pumps. Two (possibly three) of those crews either have tried one of the many dance moves on this list or, at the very least, know about their existence. Why should you care so much about them? Studies show chicks love dancing and they love good dancers. Why? Apparently it’s good indicator of your abilities in bed. Now, get to steppin’. See our picks after the jump!

Busted Coverage published this video of a redhead attempting to take down a beer bong while a hot chick – presumably from Florida State – dances on the pick up truck behind her. While the way more sober firecrotch bravely begins her bong, the sexy Seminole behind her picks up her skirt and flashes her buttcheeks only to completely bite it and ruin w… Click to read more

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1.  You suck at dancing.  Rhythm, man.  It’s all about rhythm.  If you can’t move on the dance floor, where balance a s… Click to read more

Summer is almost over and for many that means a lot of last minute booze, partying, and a healthy dose of hooking up. For some, the art of conquering conquests is as easy as popping off a shirt( revealing a body on the level of the Jersey Shore God’s themselves), flashing a smile, and spitting minimal game. For the rest of us though, the best way to rack-up hotties is by having a great wingman. So for all of you aspiring wingmen out there, here are five tips that can help you become the ultimate hook-up artist.

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Hey man, I don’t claim to be a mystic or a psychic or teller of good fortunes but I did say Inception would rake in enough dough to surpass their budget on its way to a third consecutive week at #1. It edged Dinner for Schmucks while Charlie St. Fartface somehow slid in at #5 a mere $2k above P*ssypants McGee. This week’s entries include cops, porn stars, street dancers, mafiosos, gay Neo-Nazis, adulterers, war, murder, puppy love, kidnappings, and mountain climbers. You put all THOSE in a movie and you’ve got yourself a seizure. Do you like the way it hurts? Read on…

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