If you’re a rapper who likes to make it rain or addicted to the smell of baby wipes, dim lighting, and flowery-smelling lotions (i.e. me), you just can’t enough of the strip club. A lot of dudes think it’s just one big wallet-draining cock tease, but those of us with ingenuity know to wear silk or stain shorts without underwear when receiving a lap dance. Still, with the economy sucking dong, we long for the days when, as N.E.R.D. put it, “You can get this lap dance here for free”. Well, now it’s come true with RCRD LBL’s Lap Dance playlist. Check it out then download all the tracks for free after the jump.

Calling all twinkle toes. Forget words, the power of the dance is the deepest form of expression. The way you sway, swoon, drop it like it’s hot or pop, lock and drop speaks volumes. And some moves should be avoided at all cost. In honor of Dumb Dances Day on November 29th, when you can shamelessly exercise your patriotic right to shake a leg, we’ve compiled a list of dumb dances to wholeheartedly embrace… just make sure you throw a few back beforehand.

Apparently, this video was filmed after six hours of pole-dancing workshops at UP DANCE Studio. The two women, Ooana Kivela (winner of one Pole World Cup) and Grazzy Brugner (Miss Pole Dance Brazil World) are pretty good at dry humping a pole eight feet high what they do. I’m not going to lie, one of them is much better looking than the other but you have to watch to find out which one I’m talking about. If you have a special lady friend, you really should consider buying her some lessons in this very special art form – just sayin’. Watch the video after the jump!

If you know me, you know I’m not a huge fan of dance movies or TV shows. You Got Served, Step Up, Honey, Save The Last Dance, So You Think You Can Dance, America’s Best Dance Crew – the list is way too long. When they’re releasing dance movies in 3D, you know sh*t’s done jumped Jaws. But, even with the over-saturation of dance material on every outlet imaginable, this highlight reel from a B-Boy competition held in Heerlen, Holland called “The Notorious Ibe” is pretty awesome. My only question is: where are their wooden shoes and how come the Beaver Boys didn’t make the cut?

Like it or not… many women will tell you straight-up: A guy who can dance has a much easier path to a lady’s heart! than a wallflower does. That fact is generally understood, although the naturally-uncoordinated fellas out there try to keep this as hush-hush as possible. For the most part, we fit into the uncoordinated category but we figured we should try to help our readers. We then decided to enlisted the professionals known as the Cali Swag District to throwdown the 5 best dances a guy should learn if they want to “get in them drawers.”

Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

In less than 4 minutes, you can enjoy 100 of the greatest and worst things Youtube has done to us. For my money, there is no better entertainment. Plus it’s free. So you don’t even need my money. Enjoy this compilation and get to work on your own video for the next 100 greatest.
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Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

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Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

Say hello to Kraftwerks – no, make that go back to 1974 and say hello there. Four decades of electronic sound comes as a CD box set bursting with remastered versions of eight albums that turned  pop and dance music into computerized electronic minimalism. How’s that for Dusseldorf Zen?
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Just because the secrets out on New York City’s biggest afternoon party – Bistro Bagatelle – doesn’t mean you’ll be able to get in. The Saturday afternoon brunch broadcast live on Sirius Radio BPM (Channel 36) is booked over four months in advance!

Capoeria is a Brazilian martial arts that simulates dancing, which is what these two guys are supposed to be showcasing for a crowd. But in the middle, something goes wrong, and the pretend fighting turns into an all-out rumble. Yay!

You know, most of the time, I think that dudes only want to dance or know how to dance for the sole purpose of enhancing their girl-pick-up game. But now I’m not so sure – because this Air Force Academy student seems to like dancing so much, he’s hiding it like an addiction. Until now…

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Nine Facial Expressions From The LSU Dance Team
After slaving away for about 30 straight days, it was time for BC to bust out a crowd favorite.
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