While the week started out wonderfully for Giants fans (and the people who just hate the Patriots), Monday might not have been the best start to your week. Personally, I was as hungover as I’ll ever be but the good news is that we’re looking at a pretty good week. Not only does Star Wars: Episode I get re-released in 3D, but gamers have a bunch of choic… Click to read more

Last week was jam-packed with things to see and do, from the Senior Bowl to Pro Bowl to NHL All-Star Game to the Royal Rumble. I left out the SAG Awards but after catching about 5 minutes of horrible speeches and mutual ‘bation, I gave way to other pursuits. Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie was also made available on demand and early word is it migh… Click to read more

Obviously we’re starting the week of strong with the BCS National Championship, but there’s even a little excitement for the video game nerds tonight. In the feature “Why This Week” we’re going to let you know about all the awesome sh*t to look forward to like new movies, DVDs, albums, concerts, marquee games on TV, and other impor… Click to read more

Now that the NBA’s Nazi Commissioner David Stern has officially cancelled the first two weeks of the NBA season, all we can do now is pray that a season actually starts. The L and the players did just have 16 hour talks yesterday, so it’s nice to know that they’re at least making it seem like they give a f*ck. I’d be happy with a shorter season anyway because it’s the playoffs that really matter. Even if the season doesn’t happen, at least we have NBA 2k12 to fill the void. I’m sure that a few NBA teams are actually happy about the lockout – there are a bunch that actually benefit from a shorter regular season. Check out who those teams are after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end of the day feature in which we show you the pics, vids, stories you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s items include Roger Ebert’s tweet about Ryan Dunn’s passing, Alyssa Campanella winning Miss USA 2011, Hilary Clinton’s intern is now a porn star, Keanu Reeves cashing in on the Sad Keanu meme, Stephen Spielberg ordering Michael Bay to fire Megan Fox, Green Lantern bombing, Dominique Jones neck tattoo, Tyler Seguin stripping, Rory McIlroy drinking out of the US Open trophy and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Last night, the Mavs avenged their ’06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it’s no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

Grab a cold one because this is going to be a brutal NBA Finals match-up. Game 2 was a real barn-burner and the temp’s only going to get higher. At COED, we’re trying to add a little fuel to this fire by holding a little finals of our own focusing on what we know best: girls. We’ve already shown you the team’s dancers, but which city’s players have the hotter wives / girlfriends? It’s a tough call: while Miami’s full of supermodels and beach babes, Dallas has decided to recruit some foreign talent. Take a look for yourself and decide which team is the real winner. Check out the pics and vote after the jump!

I still can’t get over last night’s Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. In case you were doing something else or are one of those “I don’t like the NBA because they don’t play defense,” type of people, you missed the game of the season. Dirk-a-Dirk-a flat out killed it again. Everyone on the court knows what Dirk’s gonna do when the ball’s in his hands: put his back to the basket, spin then fade jumper off one foot. Problem is he’s 7-f*cking feet tall. What makes him especially “boss” is he can drink his face off then go and drop 40 points twice in a row. We have the pics to prove it. Check ‘em out after the jump!

For the first time in what feels like a long time, the Los Angeles Lakers won’t be in the NBA Finals. We WILL have a new league & Western Conference champion. Thought a lot of haters are glad to see them go, we have to admit we’re going to miss them, strictly because we won’t be able to ogle their dancers during timeouts and before/after commercial breaks. But, no worries, we’ve discovered the remaining 4 teams have some pretty decent talent as well. Yesterday, we showed you the Miami Heat dancers doing burlesque. Today, we broaden our scope with a gallery of well-endowed dancers from the Mavs, Bulls, and Thunder that’ll make you want to bang from way downtown. Check it out after the jump!

We hope you spent New Year’s Eve partying like Snooki. We’re nearly midway through the season and have seen a lot of action lately as the good teams are beginning to distinguish themselves from the terrible teams.
Nothing is as depressing as the Cleveland Cavaliers at this point. After watching LeBron take his talents to South Beach, the Cavs ha… Click to read more

As first semester comes to a close, students around the country wrap up final exams and head home for the holidays. What better way to celebrate the season than by hitting up a few Christmas parties and rocking out with a top flight NBA game on in the background? Miami’s hitting their stride while Carlos Boozer and The Australian Assassin Andrew Bogut dominated the hardwood. More NBA reactions, analysis, and predictions after the jump!

Round One of The LeBron Hate Parade 2010 is in the books as he and his buddies shattered the Cavs in a demoralizing 118-90 victory that was nowhere near as close as the score indicates. The Heat are finally clicking and have won five straight heading into a west coast trip with stops in Utah, Golden State, and Sacramento. The smart money would suggest that the wins will keep piling up. See more reaction and analysis after the jump!

As the NBA season hits December, a lot of highly anticipated storylines are beginning to play out. Simply put, nothing is bigger than LeBron’s first trip back to the city that he shat on when tonight’s theater of vengeance unfolds on TNT. LeBron brings his underwhelming 11-8 Miami Heat to his former kingdom where Cavs owner Dan Gilbert will finally get to see his rabid fan base pounce on the One that turned his back on his hometown.

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Edition of the COED weekly NBA roundup where we will be focusing on all of those who deserve thanks this holiday weekend. Let’s start it off with a big Thanksgiving Thanks to Eva Longoria from the fans of San Antonio. Unfortunately, her brief three-year marriage to Spurs star point guard Tony Parker came to an end this week, but not at the expense of the Spurs win-loss record.

The Rockets, Heat, Clippers, and Knicks are not living up to the preseason hype. Meanwhile, Minnesota’s Kevin Love had a 30 point 30 rebound night against the Knickerbockers while Boston’s Rajon Rondo shows why he should be an all-star and quite possibly MVP of the league.