Ladies and gentlemen, we are full-on into football season and you know what the means – lots of sitting on the couch. But besides hours and hours of watch the greatest game ever created, it means tons of super hot cheerleaders prancing around just to get you in the mood.

But that begs the question: Who has the hotter cheerleaders, the NFL or the NCAA? With this much sexiness going on, we couldn’t decide for ourselves, so we’ve put them head-to-head and all we need is a little help to get to the bottom of this pressing question. You don’t mind, do you?

Check out NFL vs NCAA: Football Cheerleader Showdown after the jump! (more…)

Controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens has signed a four-year, $34 million deal with the Dallas Cowboys. Along with the $7 million he will make in 2008, T.O. is slated to earn $27 million over the next three seasons, making him one of the highest paid players in the league.

What to do with all that money?

As TMZ reports, the strip club might be the best place to start saying, “Terrell Owens ventured out into the wilds of the Hampton’s Lily Pond nightclub to study the rare, indigenous, feather-tailed go-go bird in its natural environment.”

By our calculations, with his new contract at 100 $1 bills per minute, T.O. could “Make It Rain” on strippers for 5,666 hours or 236 days straight.

That’s a hell of a weather front, if you ask me.

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?

The questions and drama were endless, but while NFL players were crashing million dollar cars and re-enacting “1 girl, no cup,” we took the time to point out a few of the most impactful. (more…)

Now that Terrell Owens’ crying in defense of Tony Romo is old news (it’s destined to be commemorated in a “Best Week Ever” clip) Lynsey “Jessica Simpson Lookalike” Nordstrom is the new anti-news of the day. Tell your friends, update your away message.

Lynsey was hired by the pranksters at the New York Post to jinx the Dallas Cowboys; it looks like their scheme worked.The aftermath of the incident (of which I don’t recall hearing about during the game, only this morning) has propelled Lynsey into the upper echelon of non-stardom, joining the likes of _______, ________ and most recently, ________.

Whether Lynsey (the absolute worst spelling of “Lindsay” ever) is as dumb as Jessica or a perfectly-executed satire is currently under investigation. Her MySpace page convinces me that she’s the real deal, and possibly even dumber than her soulmate.

(Photo via New York Post)

“It’s not fair!”

A staggering 49,822 people have “Ruined” Romo since Thursday, December 20, 2007!

Help your football team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands to support him.

Follow these simple steps:

1) Buy Tickets to the next
Dallas Cowboys Game.
2) Print out this picture in
Full Color.
3) Cut out eyes and head.
4) Paste or tape to a heavy piece of paper or cardboard.
5) Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling.
6) Bring it to the game and let Tony know Jessica is there for him!
7) Celebrate after your team wins!

Teams that can benefit from Jessica Simpson:
Green Bay Packers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
Minnesota Vikings
Seattle Seahawks

Spread the word to everyone you know!

www.ruinromo.com

Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterback.

- OK Magazine

The “Jessica Simpson Curse” is in full effect and the backlash from the Cowboys faithful will have her ducking for cover at the next game.

What would normally be a PR fairytale (“young gun” QB dates beautiful Hollywood starlet) has turned into a nightmare as fans believe Simpson’s big boobs, blond hair and questionable motives have clouded the young football star’s playoff hopes in the month that they have been dating.

Fan blogs have even go as far to ask the Cowboys to ban her from the stadium and have questioned her fashionably-pink Tony Romo jersey by saying, “What the crap is up with stinking pink football jerseys for women? Be a real fan and wear your team colors! Pink jerseys ought to be outlawed. It’s an abomination against football. And does Jessica even know anything about football?” (more…)