Oh, television, thou art a cruel mistress. Thou hast bestowed upon us a plethora of viewing options. In other words, there is lots on this week. Here’s what we’re anticipating. What are you waxing poetic about? Check out what’s on the boob tube this week after the jump!

HBO is rolling out its finales this week, so brace yourself for a busy night on Sunday! But HBO isn’t the only game in town this week. There are many other delightful premieres and finales scheduled, so tune in for a jam-packed week of awesomeness.

This week will bring you a lot of reality. Some of it will be fun and uplifting, some of it will be bloody and depressing. But one things for sure: your viewing schedule will be packed. Here’s what we’re watching this week.

Miss Universe Pageant – NBC – Monday, August 23, 9 p.m. (ET)
In its 59th year, this perennial favorite is filmed in Las Veg… Click to read more

Fall is coming soon. You could use this valuable time to watch football, carve pumpkins, or do your usual apple pickin’. But we have a better idea for you…turn on your television and see what there is to offer! These new shows will make you laugh, smile, cry, sigh, and maybe even chaff. It’s time to start planning your fall schedule. Here are some of our favorite picks.

This week is all about the premieres. While it’s almost entirely reality shows, there is one good drama out there for you reality haters. Either way, your TV is bound to get a workout this week.

Most of your usual shows are new again this week. However, these little gems may prove more captivating. So grab that remote and your snack of choice and dive in.

Men love to thump their chest, scratch whatever they feel like, drink beer, and eat meat of all kinds. We love football and fights. Whenever we see scantily clad babes we can’t help but smile. And we also love chick shows? We can’t openly admit it or we’d have to turn in our Man Cards, but some of those television shows that are wives and girlfriends make us watch are not half bad.

When we first saw this crop of 5 Hollywood Starlets they were cute little kids, the kind of kid you can’t help but like. Lucky for us, they have grown up now, and we can’t help but watch and love them even more, except for totally different reasons now.

Look at that picture. Just look at it. How does it make you feel inside?
Wanna know what’s awesome about Beverly Hills 90210? EVERYTHING!
Nothing is awesome about 90210. It’s nostalgic as f*ck for us 20-somethings, but that’s about it. Only when ripping massive bong hits is it entertaining…at its own expense. It’s oh-so ob… Click to read more

I like my superheroes to be tough, smooth, invulnerable, and good with the ladies.
With the writers strike off and television series’ back on, I got my NetFlix going to catch up on old episodes that I missed. Smallville was my starting point, and a horrifying anomaly made itself evident. Not sure if anyone is a fan or not, but I am worried about Superman.
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Alex Mack, where art thou? Or more specifically where is , Larissa Oleynik the actress who played the spunky super powered cutie on Nickelodeon?
When the Alex Mack series wrapped up, many wondered what would become of Larissa’s career; would it fly like the teen angel we believed her to be or vanish into obscurity like Gary Colman? She had been cast as a r… Click to read more