There’s something oddly fascinating about watching girls lick stuff in photos, and luckily it’s something that seems to happen somewhat regularly. It’s not on the same level as the duck-face phenomenon (in regularity or attraction), but it needs to be brought to light. Here, we demonstrate that all sorts of females (Hayden Panettiere included) cannot keep it in their mouths. Check out the not so tongue-in-cheek photos after the jump!

We here at COED have a soft spot for hot chicks with dots aka freckles. We don’t know exactly how to explain it, but apparently they’re genetic and triggered by sunlight. Me, personally, I see a freckle and I get the immediate desire to touch it. Like, in some bizarre way, if I press it like a button, the girl will be instantly turned on. Well, hope you have your pointer finger ready because we’ve got 22 of the sexiest celebrities with freckles after the jump. Check ‘em out while trying NOT to hum “Connect the Dots… la la la la.”

Some are t*t guys, some are @ss men. Some think the face is most important physical attribute on a woman, then there are those who are fixated on a girl’s body. Our theory is if a girl has a very pretty face, she’s probably less likely to work her buns off achieving a killer bod. Chicks with busted faces hit the gym hard to get that perfect physique, thus taking attention away from their f***ed up grills. At least, until they can get enough money stripping to pay for plastic surgery. We’ve compiled a photo gallery of girls who make us want to go pound town from the neck down.

For today’s lesson, we’ve tackled one of Earth’s most frustrating creatures – the Butterface. We’ve all seen her, that girl whose body looks like it was sent straight from heaven, but her face…well, no so much. Sometimes, it’s that the body and the face just don’t match in awesomeness. Other times, it’s down right scary.

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get a first look at America’s cutest cat…there’s definitely something that will tickle your fancy!

 
Track Me if You Can – Discovery Channel – Wednesday, November 10, 8 p.m. (ET)
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If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the PBR taking place in New York City from January 8th – 10th.  To honor these modern-day gladiators, we’ve put together the hottest cowgirls from around the net. Giddy-up!
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If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the 50th Wrangler National Finals Rodeo, taking place in Las Vegas until Dec. 13th. The NFR, known as the “Super Bowl of rodeos,” features the top 15 competitors from ro… Click to read more

You know what stinks? Ladies who put fashionable trends before protection.
Remember the old days when your mom would push you and your father out the door for a few hours to host a “Tupperware party”? Yeah, that was kind of lame – but at least it wasn’t even half as lame as hosting a “Taser party,” the new trend all the ladi… Click to read more