Wow She’s Hot… Butterface?!?

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For today’s lesson, we’ve tackled one of Earth’s most frustrating creatures – the Butterface. We’ve all seen her, that girl whose body looks like it was sent straight from heaven, but her face…well, no so much. Sometimes, it’s that the body and the face just don’t match in awesomeness. Other times, it’s down right scary.

Often, it’s easy to overlook the Butterface’s shortcomings. And other times, the shortcomings just f**k up the whole dang package. Now don’t get us wrong – we know we’re being total d*cks here. But what can you do? We are guys and this is the Internet – being overly judgmental just comes with the territory. And in the end, you just can’t win ‘em all.

Check out all the bangin’ bodied Butterfaces after the jump! (more…)

Belt Buckles & Mooseknuckles

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If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the 50th Wrangler National Finals Rodeo, taking place in Las Vegas until Dec. 13th. The NFR, known as the “Super Bowl of rodeos,” features the top 15 competitors from rodeo’s seven events, including bronco and bull riding, calf roping, steer wrestling and barrel racing. So to honor these modern-day gladiators, we’ve put together the hottest cowgirls from around the net. Giddy-up!

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Check out 20 more sexy cowgirl’s on COED’s Facebook Group!

What Stinks? Taser Parties

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You know what stinks? Ladies who put fashionable trends before protection.

Remember the old days when your mom would push you and your father out the door for a few hours to host a “Tupperware party”? Yeah, that was kind of lame – but at least it wasn’t even half as lame as hosting a “Taser party,” the new trend all the ladies are following these days. (more…)