Start Your Own Cult With Snuggies!

December 30, 2008 - 5:00 pm By harmonleon

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Who the hell wouldn’t want to start their very own religious cult? But where do you start? Obviously, the first thing needed in starting a religious cult is an ultra-cool cult wardrobe.

That’s where Snuggies comes in. Late one night I saw this commercial come on for the Snuggies’ blanket that you, and your family are supposed to wear like a Jedi robe. I said to myself, “Well f*ck me sideways, this would be the perfect uniform I’d have my followers wear when they drink the tainted grape Kool Aid.” Get yours today!

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